Yes or No

On August 6, 2009, in Memes, by Alexander

1. You can ONLY answer Yes or No.

2. You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages or comments you and asks—and believe me, the temptation to explain some of these will be overwhelming nothing is exactly as it seems.

Now, here’s what you’re supposed to do: Copy and paste this into your notes, delete my answers, type in your answers and tag as many of your friends as you’d like to. Or not.

Kissed any one of your Facebook/Myspace/Twitter friends? yes

Been arrested? no

Kissed someone you didn’t like? yes

Slept in until 5 PM? no

Fallen asleep at work/school? yes

Held a snake? yes

Ran a red light? yes

Been suspended from school? no

Experienced love at first sight? yes

Totaled your car in an accident? no

Been fired from a job? no

Fired somebody? no

Sang karaoke? no

Pointed a gun at someone? no

Done something you told yourself you wouldn’t? yes

Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? yes

Caught a snowflake on your tongue? no

Kissed in the rain? yes

Had a close brush with death (your own)? yes

Seen someone die? no

Played spin-the-bottle? no

Sang in the shower? yes

Smoked a cigar? no

Sat on a rooftop? yes

Smuggled something into another country? no

Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? yes

Broken a bone? no

Skipped school? yes

Eaten a bug? yes

Sleepwalked? yes

Walked a moonlit beach? yes

Rode a motorcycle? yes

Dumped someone? yes

Forgotten your anniversary? no

Lied to avoid a ticket? yes

Ridden on a helicopter? no

Shaved your head? yes

Blacked out from drinking? no

Played a prank on someone? yes

Hit a home run? no

Felt like killing someone? yes

Cross-dressed? no

Been falling-down drunk? no

Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? yes

Eaten snake? no

Marched/Protested? yes

Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? no

Puked on amusement ride? no

Seriously & intentionally boycotted something? yes

Been in a band? no

Knitted? yes

Been on TV? yes

Shot a gun? no

Skinny-dipped? yes

Gave someone stitches? no

Eaten a whole habeñero pepper? no

Ridden a surfboard? no

Drank straight from a liquor bottle? no

Had surgery? yes

Streaked? no

Taken by ambulance to hospital? no

Passed out when not drinking? no

Peed on a bush? yes

Donated Blood? no

Grabbed an electric fence? no

Eaten alligator meat? no

Eaten cheesecake? yes

Eaten your kids/siblings Halloween candy? yes

Peed your pants in public? no

Snuck into a movie without paying? yes

Written graffiti? yes

Still love someone you shouldn’t? no

Think about the future? yes

Been in handcuffs? yes

Believe in love? yes

Sleep on a certain side of the bed? yes

 

3 Responses to Yes or No

  1. ryan says:

    Hey here’s a question for ya…have you every been to any of the Mini shows at the pavillons or thought about joining the DMC club……we just ordered a ClubmanS and were wondering about the club and their gay friendliness/ membership.

  2. sean says:

    I did it and then Prospero from http://calibansrevenge.blogspot.com/ stole it for his Facebook page.

  3. Boris says:

    So you once knitted something! What was it?

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