The Week In Stupid

Courtesy Jeff Tiedrich:

this week in stupid: February 15 edition


monday: fuck it, we'll just call it Donnyland

Georgia Rep. Buddy Carter just earned himself a spot in the Performative Dumbfuck Hall of Fame. here's DC news anchor John Rogers to explain why.

"Congressman Buddy Carter of Georgia just introduced a bill authorizing Trump to acquire Greenland and rename it Red, White and Blueland."

get it? get it? they're all colors! Rep. Carter just did a clever … in his pants.

Republicans are really flexing their dipshit muscles these days, now that they've bullied both Google Maps and Apple Maps into renaming that big watery thing to our south to 'the Gulf of America.' it's so fucking childish.

these arrogant nitwits are so high on their own supply that they have no clue that the rest of the world is laughing their asses off at us — when they're not cringing in horror.

you know what? let's just rip up all the maps and start over.

Trinidad and Tobago? that's a stupid name. fuck that — it's now Melanialand. Canada is now America's Hat. Iceland is now Trump Iceland.™ that's a no-brainer — Donny's got to sell that skeevy water to someone.

and the space between Rep. Carter's ears? I'm introducing a bill this week to rename it to the Gulf of Idiot.


tuesday: irony isn't the only thing that's dead

daddy, where do Republicans come from?

well, son, they take big vats of stupid and drop zygotes into them. the ones that don't survive, they send off to Congress.

this week, Anna Paulina Luna, Congresswoman from America's Dangly Bit (as long as we're renaming things), announced that she would be investigating the death of John F. Kennedy — and she plans on having quite the panel of expert witnesses.

"based on what we're actually looking to do with the JFK investigation, I'm looking to actually bring in some of the attending physicians, at the initial assassination, and also the people that had been on the various commissions — like the Warren Commission."

who wants to tell her?

Anna — all those people are dead. everyone on the Warren Commission died decades ago. Gerald Ford was the last surviving member. he died in 2008.

what are you going to do, hold a fucking seance?

as long as you've apparently got a hotline to the Great Beyond, why not go straight to the source? get out your ouija board and summon up Lee Harvey Oswald — that dude knows more about what happened at Dealey Plaza than anyone.

in fact, I beat you to it, Anna. I just got off the phone with Lee Harvey. he keeps up with current events — because down there where he is, everyone's forced to watch Fox News. it's part of the Eternal Torments. check out Lee's nickname for you:

An Appalling Lunatic.

fuck, he's good. I should get him to ghost-write my posts.


wednesday: boo fucking hoo

last Sunday's Superbowl halftime show broke so many wingnut brains, days later they were still bellyaching about it. here's Internet Found Object Stew Peters, cranking the racism dial so far past 11 that it snaps off in his hand.

"after several consecutive years of conducting satanic rituals on live television, the NFL went right back to doing what it does best: giving a platform to degenerate blacks. it's just all so tiresome. every single one of America's biggest entertainment platforms, from the fake and gay and rigged entertainment leagues, like the NFL, to the music industry, to all of our TV shows, has completely given in to this degenerate black filth culture that was created by a bunch of subversive Jews."

wait — did Stewball just call my people subversive? he can't get away with that. where's my fucking space laser?


thursday: whatimalism?

this is just so fucking embarrassing.

"President Trump and Elon Musk, arguably the two most unorthodox and influential American leaders of the 21st century, are practicing and fine-tuning a fused theory of governing power -> Masculine maximalism."

media, can you please stop with the hagiographic hero worship? Donny Convict and the Space Nazi are not avatars of "masculine" anything.

one guy can't go out in public without spackling his pale death-mask face with a gallon of burnt cork. the other has had extensive gender-affirming surgeryjust so he could feel better about himself.

these two jokers are petty, vindictive, dishonest, and never take responsibility for their fuckups. what kind of "masculine maximalism" is that?

admit it, Jim. you know what you really want to say about Donny and Leon, don't you? go ahead. this is a safe space.

"daddy's home."

that's right, Jim — except now America has two daddies, and they're both taking off their belts.

Jim? Jim?

oh my, Jimmy VandeHei just swooned and passed out, with the biggest smile on his face.


friday: a chip off the old extremely homophobic block

it appears that the Space Nazi didn't just inherit the profits from an Apartheid-era emerald operation from his father. he apparently also inherited a rather fucked-up set of values.

"Obama's a queer, married to a man who dresses as a woman."

isn't Errol a charmer? it's really true what they say — the douche doesn't fall far from the bag.


saturday: ?

hey, it's still morning as I sit here writing this — but give it time, I guarantee you that some dipshit wingnut is going to do something stupid before the day is over. you can set your watch to it.

FUCK MUSK

DOGE is an obvious scam to give Elon Musk access to the 32 INVESTIGATIONS.

11 Federal Agencies were working just fine. No fraud, no waste.

Elon Musk is providing zero evidence. He is sharing nothing with oversight committees.

In essence, Trump created an illegal and unconstitutional fourth branch of government.

End Musk. Save America.

The End Of Law

Robert Reich February 10th. The Trump regime is refusing to be bound by the federal courts. Where will this end?

Friends, He is the most lawless president in American history. He's allowed Musk's rats unfettered access to the Treasury's payments system. Banned birthright citizenship. Refused to spend money appropriated by Congress. Closed independent agencies without Congress's approval. Substituted political loyalists for civil servants. Unleashed the military on civilians. And on it goes.

Republican lawmakers won't restrain him. In one of the most shameful apologia for dictatorship I've ever heard coming from a public official, Senator Thom Tillis of North Carolina admits that much of what Trump is doing "runs afoul of the Constitution in the strictest sense." But, Tillis adds, "nobody should bellyache about that."

We shouldn't bellyache about Trump's torching the Constitution?

As Trump's marauding continues, America's last defense is the federal courts. But the big story here (which hasn't received nearly the attention it deserves) is that the Trump-Vance-Musk regime is ignoring the courts.

On Sunday, Vice President JD Vance declared that "judges aren't allowed to control the executive's legitimate power."

This is bonkers. In our system of government, it's up to the courts to determine whether the president is using his power "legitimately," not the president.

Consider Trump's freeze on all federal spending. Article I, Section 8 of the Constitution gives Congress the power to appropriate money, not the president.

So far, two federal judges have stopped Trump's freeze, pending full hearings on the lawsuits. But Trump is ignoring these court decisions and continues to freeze funds Congress has appropriated, notwithstanding.

The White House press secretary, Karoline Leavitt, says the freeze will continue even though Trump's Office of Management and Budget (OMB) has withdrawn the memo implementing it — an Orwellian move that last week prompted U.S. District Judge AliKhan to reprimand the OMB.

"It appears that OMB sought to overcome a judicially imposed obstacle without actually ceasing the challenged conduct. The court can think of few things more disingenuous."

On Saturday, federal district court Judge Paul A. Engelmayer temporarily denied Musk's young recruits access to the Treasury's payment and data systems, finding a risk of "irreparable harm." The judge ordered anyone who had been granted access to the systems since January 20 to "destroy any and all copies of material downloaded" from it.

Well, good luck with that. How will Engelmayer know all copies have been destroyed in an administration that denies judges have the power to control what the president does?

Worse yet, Musk's gang have access to the computer code. How will the judge prevent them from changing that code?

Another federal judge, John Coughenour, has blocked Trump's executive order altering birthright citizenship, calling it "clearly unconstitutional." The judge didn't pull any punches:

"It has become ever more apparent that, to our president, the rule of law is but an impediment to his policy goals. The rule of law is, according to him, something to navigate around or simply ignore, whether that be for political or personal gain."

Exactly. But how can Judge Coughenour guarantee that the Trump regime will grant citizenship to all children born in the United States to undocumented parents? Trump and Musk have tunneled into the entire federal government, even including the passport office (When transgender people try to renew, new passports list their sex at birth.)

Federal judges considering the legality of Trump's mass deportations are bound by Supreme Court rulings that noncitizens have a right to due process before being deported — including the right to be informed of the charges against them, the right to an attorney, and the right to present evidence in their defense.

Here, too, Trump's regime has ignored these rulings.

Meanwhile, in a lawsuit filed Friday, several "sanctuary" cities and counties are challenging both Trump's executive order withdrawing federal funds from places that refuse to help carry out his immigration agenda and his Justice Department's threat to prosecute any jurisdiction that refuses to comply.

Plaintiffs are seeking to "check this abuse of power" by asking the courts to declare the Trump regime's actions unlawful and prevent their enforcement.

The law is clearly on the plaintiff's side. The Supreme Court has repeatedly held that the federal government cannot force cities and states to adopt laws or to enforce federal mandates.

But Trump isn't budging.

Over the next months, these and dozens of other federal cases will be appealed to the Supreme Court — either by the plaintiffs arguing that Trump is ignoring lower-court decisions, or by Trump's Justice Department appealing those decisions.

Then what?

You have every reason to be cynical about the current majority on the Supreme Court. But the cases I've just cited, along with many others, are based on the Supreme Court's own precedents that say that Trump cannot legally do what he's doing.

Yes, the Roberts court has shown itself willing to reverse its prior opinions (see: Roe v. Wade), but my betting is that at least on some of these issues the high court will rule against Trump.

All of which raises a final, perilous question: What if the Trump regime ignores the Supreme Court just as it has ignored lower courts?

In his 2024 year-end report on the federal judiciary, Chief Justice John Roberts anticipated this possibility, noting that judicial independence "is undermined unless the other branches [of government] are firm in their responsibility to enforce the court's decrees."

Roberts mentioned defiance by southern governors of the Supreme Court's 1954 ruling in Brown v. Board of Education. Their defiance required that federal troops enforce the Supreme Court's decision.

Roberts then commented on more recent defiance:

"Within the past few years … elected officials from across the political spectrum have raised the specter of open disregard for federal court rulings. These dangerous suggestions, however sporadic, must be soundly rejected.

There's no secret whom Roberts was referring to. His first initials are JD and he ought to know better. Vance graduated Yale Law School Class of 2013, and his wife, Usha, clerked for Roberts from 2017 to 2018.

Yet Vance said on a 2021 podcast, "When the courts stop you, stand before the country like Andrew Jackson did and say: 'The chief justice has made his ruling. Now let him enforce it.'"

Here's Vance in a February 2024 interview with ABC's George Stephanopoulos: Vance: "The president has to be able to run the government as he thinks he should. That's the way the Constitution works. It has been thwarted too much by the way our bureaucracy has worked over the past 15 years."

Stephanopoulos: "The Constitution also says the president must abide by legitimate Supreme Court rulings, doesn't it?"

Vance: "The Constitution says that the Supreme Court can make rulings, but if the Supreme Court — and, look, I hope that they would not do this — but if the Supreme Court said the president of the United States can't fire a general, that would be an illegitimate ruling, and the president has to have Article II prerogative under the Constitution to actually run the military as he sees fit."

In other words, if the Supreme Court rules against Trump on an important issue, there's a fair chance the Trump-Vance-Musk regime will thumb their nose at it.

What then? Impeachment isn't a possibility because Republicans run both chambers of Congress and haven't exactly distinguished themselves with integrity or independence.

If Trump simply ignores the high court, is that the end of law?

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This Is Putting A Huge Crimp In Donald Trump's Evil Agenda

From Palmer Report:

Donald Trump and his henchmen have a clear strategy for now: do as many outrageous and/or illegal things as possible all at once, in the hope of wearing everyone down. They've certainly proven to be good at creating chaos. But one thing they're not any good at is figuring out how to get away with their dirty work cleanly.

There are two ways to get away with corruption. One is to simply do it in secret and try to keep anyone from finding out. But Trump henchman Elon Musk is unhinged enough to go on Twitter and brag about his every illegal move. The other way to get away with corruption is to frame your criminal intent within something that sounds legally reasonable. But Trump's people don't appear capable of this either.

Of all the court rulings that have come down over the past three weeks with regard to the Trump administration, every single one of them has gone against Trump. It's almost difficult to lose that consistently. It means Trump's people haven't figured out how to manufacture even a pseudo-reasonable argument for any of their actions. That's a special combination of arrogance and incompetence.

In the short term, this spate of court rulings against Trump is huge. There's a reason every new President manages to achieve most of their accomplishments in the first hundred days. It's when the new administration has a head start, momentum, and a temporary free pass from the media which doesn't want to be seen as stepping on the (supposed) mandate from the voters. But after those first few months, the forces opposing the new President have seen the game plan and figured out how to rally against it. That's when a President's initially aggressive agenda devolves into a slow-crawl trench war.

Accordingly, Trump and his people are trying to move as quickly as they possibly can with their corrupt agenda. They're not behaving like they have four years of open road ahead of them. They're behaving as if they fear their momentum could run out at any moment. That's why it's so important that these court rulings are slowing down Trump and his people and forcing them to play defense. It's an unmistakable victory for us in the short term.

Of course this kind of victory for us merely leads to the next round of the battle. Musk and even JD Vance are already publicly floating the idea that the Trump regime can just ignore these court rulings and do whatever it wants. There's a reason they're saying this so loudly: they want you to believe it. They want you to think "Oh no, they're going to get away with whatever they want, no point in continuing to fight them." And they really want you to go around saying that the fight is hopeless, because that demotivates everyone else on our side who wants to keep fighting.

But in reality, Trump and his people do not have a magic wand. If Musk truly is unhinged enough to defy a federal court order, the courts will hold him in contempt and ultimately haul him in to answer for it. And while this is being billed as a "constitutional crisis" that'll doom us all, what it would really do is further stall the Trump regime's momentum. It's much harder to keep trying to take over government agencies if you're tied up in court fighting for your own freedom. If Musk wants to go that route, fine.

The more likely outcome is that the Trump regime tries appealing all of these rulings, only to be shot down in most instances by the appeals court, before trying its luck with the Supreme Court. There's a prevailing narrative that this Supreme Court will, of course, side with Trump no matter what. But that's an overly simplistic take.

In reality this Supreme Court keeps showing us that it cares far more about establishing its own all-powerful position than it does about an interloper like Donald Trump. Even when the Supreme Court ruled that a President can't be prosecuted for official actions, the Supreme Court retained its own ability to determine what is or isn't an official action. Trump will likely be deceased from dementia in a year. This Supreme Court wants to carve out its position of power for a generation.

That's why Musk and Vance are being so foolish by publicly declaring that the President doesn't have to obey the courts. It would be one thing for this Supreme Court to side with Trump on policy issues. But if the argument is that the President is immune from the courts, the Supreme Court almost has to rule against him in order to retain its own power. Then again, this Supreme Court is as inconsistent as it is corrupt, so who knows?

The point is that we're winning an important battle right now by using the courts to slow down Trump and his henchmen. It keeps them from being able to race through their agenda. It slows them down enough for us to catch up, see what they're trying to do, and game plan against it. Winning this battle merely leads us to the next battle we have to fight and win, but so be it. It's better than the alternative.

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Posting this for my own reference as much as yours!

From Mock Paper Scissors:

H/T @NamelessCynic on the Tweeter machine

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