For We the People, life continues to totally fucking suck out of control.
Basic goods and services remain unaffordable. Inflation and unemployment are on the rise. Our food is unsafe to eat. Our government lies to us. Our once-staunch allies hate our guts, and openly mock us. Masked, trigger-happy federal thugs roam the streets of our cities. Our hallowed national monuments have been shuttered, or bulldozed to rubble.
Our detached, demented president has completely checked out of fixing any of this shit, preferring to focus on useless vanity projects in honor of his own crappy self.
But We the People are getting one very special thing, and it’s just for us. Know what that one thing is? Get ready for it: Public executions.
Yes, you heard me right. Public executions.
So, we’ve for that going for us. Which is nice.
Hegseth on Nidal Hasan: “He’s gonna get a firing squad of soldiers. As it should be. We’ll make sure that people are able to watch it. That it’s public. Because people need to understand that there’s serious consequences for these types of things.”
Seriously, what the damn?
Did you notice how completely fucking excited Piss-Drunk Pete was, in that clip? He was absolutely giddy with glee as he burbled away at a mile a minute about how the military was going to publicly kill shit out of someone. That’s insane. Nobody should be that happy about meting out death — and nobody who’s that over-the-moon about killing should be put in charge of the lives of others.
We may need our own What The Fuck Is Wrong With You Challenge™ just for Piss-Drunk Pete.
We’re going backwards as a country. The last public execution in the US was the hanging of some dude named Reiney Betha, on August 14, 1936. After that, states came to their senses, realized that kind of spectacle was barbaric, and stared passing laws against it.
And now, Piss-Drunk Pete wants to bring it back, because he thinks that shit’s awesome. As always with these fuckfaces, cruelty is the point.
Hey, you know what other country also does public executions? Iran. Isn’t Preznit Fuckwit always telling us how we’re more civilized than they are? That’s such a cute story, Donny, tell it again.
Oh, but at the same time we’re going backwards, we’re also going forwards. We’re bringing public executions into the twenty-first century. Check out this abomination.
The public will be able to watch the execution of a former US Army major by firing squad, US Defence Secretary Pete Hegseth has said.
A Defense Department official told the BBC the execution of Nidal Hasan, who shot dead 13 unarmed US soldiers at Fort Hood in 2009, would be livestreamed.
It is believed it would be the first public execution in the US in almost a century. The decision to livestream it is “unprecedented in the modern era” and “on uncertain legal terrain,” said John Mills, a lawyer who works with inmates sentenced to death.
Oh, come on. Are you fucking me?!
Who is this for? Who’s going to watch a livestream of someone getting firing-squadded to smithereens? Cultists? Psychopaths?
More importantly, who’s going to provide the livestream stream? Netflix? Amazon? Facebook? What corporation wants to be complicit in this barbarity? You’d hope the answer would be none of them, but I can think of a few tech bros who would be that horny to curry favor with Dear Leader, and volunteer to host that shit for free.
Is this who we want to be, as a nation? Do we really want to be known as the country that broadcasts state-sponsored death? Count me out. I want no part of this fuckery.
The civilized world, of course, is aghast that we would even consider turning an execution into a spectacle.
It’s so much fun being a rogue nation, isn’t it?
Ten days ago, the state of Tennessee tried to execute Christa Pike by lethal injection. If you’ve been following that story, you know that they fucked it up royally. Instead of dying, Pike spent hours moaning and crying in pain, and ended up in the hospital in a coma, with severe burns to her arms and shoulders.
Imagine if that shit-show had been livestreamed.
Maybe it should have been. Maybe the public outrage over that obscene level of cruelty would have started a real national conversation about the death penalty.
Now here’s something Dear Leader shat out onto his crappy app yesterday. It’s one of those posts that, when it shows up in your social feed, you go, ‘oh come on, that’s fake as fuck, not even Donny is that crazypants’ — but I shit you not, it’s real.
The White House considers anyone that uses the term, “Artificial Intelligence,” as opposed to the highly accepted new and more accurate term, “Super Intelligence,” THE ENEMY! President DONALD J. TRUMP
Who even talks like this? Just because we don’t agree on what to call the janky, six-fingered plagiarism robots, we’re now the all-caps ENEMY? How can any one person be that infantile?
Shit off, Donny.
I’m so tired of him. I’m so tired of the relentless dumbfuckery. I’m so tired of the bone-crushing stupidity, and the childish if-you-don’t-agree-with-me-you’re-a-poopy-head mentality.
And I’m fucking exhausted that there’s now an entire infrastructure devoted to making this utter failure feel good about his own shitty self.
Did you know that Donny was awarded another Emotional Support Trophy yesterday?
It’s true. Donny’s minders arranged to have some dog-and-show at the ridiculously-named ‘Donald J. Trump Institute of Peace,’ ostensibly so that Donny could dole out medals to the Space Nazi, and to other tech-bro cronies.
But Donny’s minders also did this: they took a genuine award that Donny’s uncle — the actual MIT professor, John G. Trump — had won in 1983, stuck it behind some chintzy gold frame, and with great fanfare, presented it to Donny, so that he could stand there, beaming, and pretend that he had somehow earned it all by his own Big Boy self.
Look at this preening asshole. He’s just so eternally embarrassing. Put that shit down, numb-nuts, you haven’t won anything.
And now, speaking of actual awards that Donny will never win—
Congratulations to our Hero of the Day: this year’s Nobel Peace Prize laureate Navi Pillay, whose very first public statement after winning the award was to joke about sharing it a notorious whiny piss-baby.
“Thank you very much. If you clap a little bit more, I may share this prize with Trump.”
Really weird how there’s currently no Truth Social post from Donny, congratulating Navi Pillay for winning. What’s up with that?
this is going to be my closing message for the foreseeable future:
practice self-care. do what you need to do to keep sane. if that means you need to disengage with my daily posts for a while, I get it. this community of ours will still be here when you return.
to all the people who have signed on in the days since the election, welcome aboard. settle in as we all try to deal with the shitfuckery that’s ahead of us.
we are all in this together, and we are all here for each other.
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