Take Your Kids To Work Day

The AP alerts us that

Several Trump family members will appear in court today

They include his sons, Don Trump Jr. and Eric Trump, daughter-in-law Lara Trump, daughter Tiffany Trump and her husband Michael Boulos.

Other family members have not yet joined him in court, including his wife, former first lady Melania Trump, and his eldest daughter, Ivanka Trump.

Fun for the whole family!

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Vomiting It All Up

I can't tell you how much I look forward to the day I never have to write another word about that orange shitstain except perhaps that he bit a prison guard or he died in his cell.

Bwahahahaha!

So good: After taunting the Arizona Attorney General who could not find Wrong Again Rudy to serve papers for the insurrection case there, the Arizona Attorney General served Rudy. At his 80th birthday party. In front of Roger Stone, Steve Bannon, and 75 MAGA guests:

Rudy Giuliani's 80th birthday party in Florida was interrupted when the former New York City mayor was served with a notice of indictment in an alleged plot to overturn the results of the 2020 election in Arizona.

Arizona Attorney General Kris Mayes confirmed on social media that Giuliani was served with a notice of indictment Friday evening.

[…] Giuliani was served shortly after he posted a since-deleted message to social media taunting Arizona authorities.

"If Arizona authorities can't find me by tomorrow, they: 1. Must dismiss the indictment; 2. They must concede they can't count votes," he wrote.

People who live in glass houses shouldn't invite Roger Stone to their birthday parties.

I Am Cautiously Optimistic

But I've been so disappointed so many times by my fellow Americans over the past eight years I'm not betting any money.

Regardless of how much Bidens wins by, you know there will be knuckle-draggers claiming election fraud and planning who-knows-what as retribution. Hopefully this time the government will be properly prepared for January 2025…