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Fixed It For Ya, Donnie!
A Reminder…
Beating Back The Stupid [That Is Ted Cruz]
They Forfeited Their Right To Vote, Too
No Lie Detected.
Vomiting It All Up
They Didn't Listen To Private Hudson Either…
AND He's a Loser!
Unabashedly Stolen
Unabashedly stolen from I Should Be Laughing because the entire thing is just that good:
I'm Not The Only One
In Case Anyone Needs Reminding…
AITA?
So…I may have ended a 30 year friendship yesterday.
I've known Mark aka "Bunny" since the early 90s. I don't remember the circumstances of our meeting, but I do know we shared a mutual friend who undoubtedly introduced us, and that shortly after we met we shared a singular evening of making out—without it going any further in that department.
We share a common sense of humor and have viewed the world pretty much through the same lens—politically, philosophically, and intellectually—and while we've disagreed on certain things over the years as friends often do, those things have been inconsequential and we've both just agreed to disagree, let them slide and moved on. Did I mention we are both fiercely stubborn?
Anyway, we were texting yesterday and this happened:
I have not responded, and have no plans to.
I agree that Biden's lukewarm response to Israel's naked aggression and genocide against the Palestinian people has been appalling, but if Trump is ever allowed to regain power, he's already announced that he plans to give Netanyahu free reign to do to the Palestinians what Hitler did to the Jews 90 years ago. The irony of this whole scenario does not escape me.
Yes, the current situation in the Middle East is absolutely horrible. My heart aches whenever I think about what's going on. But at the same time it could be so. much. worse.
Yes, Biden will undoubtedly carry California but every damn vote counts regardless.
So…am I the asshole?
A Legitimate Question For Republicunts…
I'm Fine With That
I Was Napping. Did I Miss It?
He's Been Living Rent Free In Our Heads For Years
Go Brandon!
Pass It On!
FUCK Republicans
This Is What We're Up Against
Let's NOT Repeat The Mistakes Germany Made
I Don't Care What The Founding Fathers Would Have Wanted
It's The Absolute Hypocrisy, STUPID!
Hey Lindseybelle…
…it's common knowledge that you're a big 'ol cocksucker who regularly takes it up the ass from paid rentboys. EVERYONE ALREADY KNOWS THIS. Is this what has caused you to get on your knees and bury your face in Trump's ass? What has Vonschitzenpants got on your that no one knows about, or do you stupidly believe that no one knows about your proclivities?
VOTE BLUE.
It Doesn't Work Like That, Guys
"Very Unfair" 🤣🤣🤣
Tell Them Joe Biden Was Too Old…
Look them in the eye and tell them how Joe Biden wanted to codify reproductive rights, ensuring them forever, but he was old. So, you voted for the Party that has repeatedly said they would ban abortion, and some of whom want to repeal the right of women to vote! Or, (just as bad) you decided not to vote at all.
VOTE BLUE.