From The Alienist. Who knew Theodore Roosevelt was such a hot piece?
Dat 'stache!
Hunks of Yesteryear
Gratuitous Nick Jonas
Gratuitous Joel Kinnaman
Love The Dad Bod, Joe!
Gratuitous Ryan Pinkston
Plays an adorable pocket cub on the rebooted Will & Grace.
Gratuitous Armie Hammer
Impure Thoughts
Dustin Milligan, seen most recently in Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency
Just Putting This Out There
Gratuitous Colin Jost
Impure thoughts.
Mmm…scruffy Colin.
Very impure thoughts.
I Wonder…
…if he's thinking about Hugh?
Gratuitous Robert Downey Jr.
With bonus added Tobey McGuire! (Both of whom IMHO were at their peak fuckability in 2000's Wonder Boys.)
Gratuitous Chris Messina
You know you would.
Gratuitous Armie Hammer
Impure thoughts. IMPURE THOUGHTS!
Gratuitous Oliver Jackson-Cohen
All I can say is, "Fuuuuuuuuuck…"
Jameson Parker's Mustache
…in Prince of Darkness is a thing of beauty.
Gratuitous Armie Hammer
Gratuitous Tom Cullen
We binge-watched The Five on Netflix over the past few nights. It's a moody, atmospheric British murder mystery that is definitely worth 10 hours of your time. And Tom Cullen is very pretty (as is his co-star, O-T Fagbenle).
Fuuuuuck…
Gratuitous Ex Mr. Lady Gaga
Gratuitous Jai Courtney
Someone needs a tongue bath.
Gratuitous Rahull Kohli
We made it through one—maybe two (I can't remember)—seasons of Kohli's iZombie before giving up. It wasn't a bad show. we just lost interest; probably from Zombie overload. At the time I think we were watching The Walking Dead and ZNation (which was a hoot before it started taking itself too seriously) in addition, and frankly there's just so much of the undead anyone can take on a weekly basis..
Rahul has an active Instagram, in case you want to see more of him.
Gratuitous Wes Bentley
Because fuuuuuuuck!
So Pretty
Gratuitous Josh Macuga
Not at all bad looking clean-shaven or with a bit of scruff…
But put a beard on the boy and…
? HOLY FUCK! ?
Hey…
Oh Chris…
Gratuitous Joey Ryan
Gratuitous Ricky Whittle
Oh Jensen…
If only…