Currently enjoying him in NatGeo's Genius.
Gratuitous Billy Eichner
Speaking of Mike Holmes Jr. …
Thanks, Dave!
Gratuitous Matt Bomer
Separated at Birth?
Mike Holmes Jr. Shawn Ashmore
Nice View
"Stick it Through…"
Okay, I know that's not a glory hole and Jack isn't sitting on a toilet whacking off, but it takes very little imagination to go there…
Sounds Like a Plan
One Of The Better 'shops… (NSFW)
Gratuitous Andy Cohen
I know a lot of folks don't like Andy, but day-um…you gotta admit he looks good in cowboy drag—and damn good for a soon-to-be fifty-year old.
Gratuitous Dylan McDermott
I've always found Mr. McDermott hella sexy, but at the same time I've only seen him in serious roles (the masturbation scene in AHS Season One—OMG). In Fox's L.A. to Vegas, we get to see in something most definitely not serious. With him playing Captain Dave Pratman, I don't know if it's his comedic side shining through, the uniform, the mustache/soul patch, or a combination of all three, but damn, that man gives me impure thoughts!
Woof.
Gratuitous Brian Geraghty
Hunks of Yesteryear
Gratuitous Nick Jonas
Gratuitous Joel Kinnaman
Love The Dad Bod, Joe!
Gratuitous Ryan Pinkston
Plays an adorable pocket cub on the rebooted Will & Grace.
Gratuitous Armie Hammer
Impure Thoughts
Dustin Milligan, seen most recently in Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency
Just Putting This Out There
Gratuitous Colin Jost
Impure thoughts.
Mmm…scruffy Colin.
Very impure thoughts.
I Wonder…
…if he's thinking about Hugh?
Gratuitous Robert Downey Jr.
With bonus added Tobey McGuire! (Both of whom IMHO were at their peak fuckability in 2000's Wonder Boys.)
Gratuitous Chris Messina
You know you would.
Gratuitous Armie Hammer
Impure thoughts. IMPURE THOUGHTS!
Gratuitous Oliver Jackson-Cohen
All I can say is, "Fuuuuuuuuuck…"
Jameson Parker's Mustache
…in Prince of Darkness is a thing of beauty.
Gratuitous Armie Hammer
Gratuitous Tom Cullen
We binge-watched The Five on Netflix over the past few nights. It's a moody, atmospheric British murder mystery that is definitely worth 10 hours of your time. And Tom Cullen is very pretty (as is his co-star, O-T Fagbenle).
Fuuuuuck…
