Oh. My.
LORD! Those legs!
I…I Just Can't
Oh John…
The Only Reason…
I'm still watching The Crazy Ones on CBS:
I Never Knew…
…Mr. Jobs took sexy selfies back in the 70s.
Am I the only one who sees the resemblance?
If Only…
Not Everyone, Buddy
Nice Neck Action There
That is Correct
And The Beat Goes On
Sex On Two Legs
I'm not obsessed. Really.
Hands off, bitch! He's mine!
Okay, maybe a little obsessed.
The Gift That Keeps On Giving
Oh Miley, Miley, Miley…
You Go, Boy!
Yum
IMHO, the only reason for continuing to watch CBS's Under the Dome, a bearded Mike Vogel.
Thanks, Internet!
Sorry
I couldn't resist.
This is Why I HATE Drugs
Yum
Dat 'Stache
I Wouldn't Mind…
Penis!
Speaking of Distracted…
CHRISTINA!
Bring me the laundry basket!*
*This phrase grew from the infamous line in Mommie Dearest where Joan yells, "Christina! Bring me the axe!" into something my last housemate in San Francisco and I used to say to each other when we ran across a picture of some hot guy. It started out as "Bring me a sock!" [to jerk off in], but if the guy was super hot it became into "Bring me the laundry basket [full of socks]!"
George Takei Proves Yet Again That He is Made of Awesome
Yes, I stole this. And yes, I stole the title from one of the comments left on the original site. Deal with it. This needs to be seen far and wide.
CILF
Who Among Us Wouldn't Want to be the Meat in That Sandwich?
Channing Tatum says he would totally have sex with George Clooney. We're still waiting to hear from George.
Can the U.S. Be Next?
Please?
Baby is Sleepy. Put Him in His Car Seat.
Just Working Out
Boy's gotta stay in shape!
