Skank

My prediction? Dead by 30 from a drug overdose, or more likely, a self-inflicted accidental gunshot wound, since he's apparently trying to be all gangsta these days…

Which of course, is laughable.

Hey Justin, reality called. Your fifteen minutes is up.

The One Where…

…I had an almost sex dream last night featuring Seth Rogen. Yes, that Seth Rogen.

And by almost sex dream, I mean there was making out and some boner rubbing through our pants but no nekkid man-on-man action. Unfortunately.

I have no idea where this came from because I don't think I've ever seen any of Seth's movies, but obviously he's made a some kind of an impression on a subconscious level.

And seriously, can you blame me? He is rather adorkable.