1982 Kurt made me all tingly.
Gratuitous Shirtless Ryan Reynolds
Distractions
I Mean, Who Wouldn't?
How About a Three-Way With Both of You?
Not One to Judge, But…
…Madge, who hurt you in 2018?
I Mean…
…how could anyone look at a young Rock Hudson and not know which team he played for?
Oh, Nick!
Yup!
We just started watching Last of Us.
And So Does Every Other Gay Man On the Planet
Triptych
? ? ?
Oh Misha…
Such a tease.
Impure Thoughts
Bearded Jensen Ackles gives me impure thoughts.
Gratuitous Mark Valley
(I always get he and Thomas Jayne and Aaron Eckart confused.)
Some Oz Moments
Dare I Say…
…every gay man's fantasy whose childhood was spent in the 1960s?
(And these were the scenes we lived for!)
Gratuitous Jensen Ackles Scruff
Gratuitous Oliver Stark
Oh Nick…you're such a tease!
Gratuitous Jason Suldeikis
Do me Daddy.
Yes.
Juxtaposition is Funny
Yup.
Oh Madge…
This has got to be fake, right? I mean those tiddies…they look more like a drag queen appliance than even a boob job gone horribly wrong.
I knew this bitch wasn't going to grow old gracefully, but…this?!
Madge and I are only three months apart in age and I am embarrassed for everyone born in 1958 upon seeing this.
Meanwhile, Back in the 9-1-1 Verse
And You Know You Would
Gratuitous John Krasinski
Oh Snap!
Gratuitous Kelly Severide
