Do me Daddy.
Yes.
Juxtaposition is Funny
Yup.
Oh Madge…
This has got to be fake, right? I mean those tiddies…they look more like a drag queen appliance than even a boob job gone horribly wrong.
I knew this bitch wasn't going to grow old gracefully, but…this?!
Madge and I are only three months apart in age and I am embarrassed for everyone born in 1958 upon seeing this.
Meanwhile, Back in the 9-1-1 Verse
And You Know You Would
Gratuitous John Krasinski
Oh Snap!
Gratuitous Kelly Severide
Triptych
I'd Forgotten…
That David Harbour, everyone's favorite Daddy from Stranger Things, also played a closeted cowboy who had desires for Jake Gyllenhaal in Brokeback Mountain.
Caption This
Gratuitous Oliver Jackson-Cohen
If You Were a Gay Boy Growing Up in the 60s…
This was your go-to fantasy. Tell me I'm wrong.
Triptych
Hey Daddy…or is it Hey Boy? So hard to decide with this one.
Hey Don…Can We Watch?
Oh Joey…
…you may be straight, but that doesn't mean you don't set gay men's hearts aflutter and their dicks a-throbbin'!
Juxtaposition is Funny
These two images were side-by-side in my image viewer.
I found it…amusing.
That Involuntary Pull Your Clothes Off and Spread Your Legs Reflex In Action
Even the guy in back is tenting his trousers!
Dat 'Stache!
Okay, I know it's probably glued on, but it's still impressive.
Use More Lube
I Swear They Were Flirting With Each Other
Who Remembers This Hot Little Fireplug?
"Book 'em, Dano!"
Gratuitous Luke Hemsworth
Now that's one Westworld host I wouldn't mind hosting…
Would You Get in a Car With This Man?
All of a Sudden I Hear a Banjo
As If We Didn't Already Have Reason Enough To Hate This Fucking Year
"Hailing frequencies closed." RIP
Clash of the Titans
Can we see that sword fight on pay-per-view?
Gratuitous Scott Caan
