My folks couldn’t understand why I was always so interested in watching this medical drama…
One of My Early Celebrity Crushes
I’m Sure You Won’t Be The First…
Gratuitous Matt Passmore
How Do You Do It, Zac?
Splendor in the Grass
I know I’ve posted this photo of Ryan Phillippe before, but does anyone care?
I Don’t Know Who Did This…But They Deserve Some Kind of Award
Spidey likes ’em:
Gratuitous Chris Evans
Gratuitous Ryan Reynolds
10 Year Old Me Watched This Scene and Thought…
“Yup, I’m gay.”
Right?
Robert Pattinson Needs to Keep That ‘Stache
Because It’s True
I Started Watching Picard Season 2
And I do not remember Mr. Rios’s character being as fucking hot last season as he is now. Hey Daddy…
Gratuitous Ricky Martin
Mr. Martin obviously has a handle on that Death Becomes Her potion. Like Paul Rudd, he just gets better and better as he gets older.
I Wouldn’t Mind Being the Meat in This Sandwich
Who’s With Me?
Gratuitous Oliver Jackson-Cohen
That boy gives me impure thoughts.
? ? ?
…and ready to FUCK.
Just Run With It, Okay?
Gratuitous Jason Bernthal
One Queen to Rule Them All
Angela Bassett
Pup Nick is Ready to Play
Someone Needs To Make This Happen
I think Mr. Kohli would be up for it…although I must say that while I enjoyed Keanu Reeves’ 2005 film portrayal, my favorite Constantine was the 2014 television series where he was portrayed by Matt Ryan. In my opinion it was one of those shows that was canceled way before its time.
Tom Welling?
Or just Photoshop?
I’m gonna go with the latter.
Nope, Not Gay
Not gay at all.
In Memoriam
Well Hello Mr. Jonas…
For All Mankind
Well, Fuck.
RIP, Betty. Enjoy an extra slice of cheesecake with the girls for all your adoring fans. You are sorely missed.
This does not bode well for 2022. That’s all I’ve got to say.