Category: Beating Back the St00pid

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Angry About the Price of Gas?

Are you a conservative who's angry about the price of gas?

Luckily, there are solutions.

You could buy your own gas station then set the price to whatever you want.

You could just walk everywhere instead of driving. No one's holding a gun to your head and forcing you to buy gas.

You could work harder and make smarter choices. Then, you wouldn't be struggling so much.

You could give up the little bit of enjoyment in your life so you could save enough money to afford the expensive gas.

What's that? That advice is complete nonsense and downright cruel to even suggest?

Yeah. You're right. It is. But that's what you've been saying to struggling people since forever. And now you act like it's some horrific injustice when the group of people who are struggling now includes you.

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Fuck Republicans

A trump Republican @karrington1970 (S.C) (she's since made her Instagram account private) complaining about gas prices for her boat. FOR HER BOAT.

I looked back to make sure she also condemned the insurrection.

She did not.

On the anniversary, she posted a prayer. ?

I'm hoping one of her constituents will ask her about a GoFundMe for having to clean the shit off the walls that her idiotic Trump-supporting voters left in the Capitol.

The good news is that she just lost to the incumbent, losing the nomination, again.

 

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Putting Things Into Perspective

The outline of the continental United States superimposed over the great hexagon at Saturn's North Pole:

If you're not humbled by that, here's the entire North American continent next to Jupiter's Great Red Spot:

But Christians, please…tell me again how your god is so obsessed with where I put my penis. I'll wait.

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Appropriately Inappropriate Responses

I use some of these as email responses to recruiters who insist on sending me job postings after I have told them repeatedly I am not looking for work and have scrubbed the internet of my resumes. Others I use as responses to social media postings.

Yes, I'm that bitch.

Feel free to steal them. I did!

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