And I didn’t even have a bag packed.
Who am I kidding? I’m not going anywhere.

Once a legitimate blog. Now just a collection of memes 'n menz.
“This is actually the first time that tropical storm watches have been issued on the West Coast of the United States,” said Elizabeth Adams, a meteorologist for the National Weather Service in San Diego. Typically, when a tropical storm makes its way to the southwestern U.S., it has severely dissipated, weakening to a depression or storm remnants, she said. The only tropical cyclone to actually make landfall in Southern California was in 1939.
Hurricane Hilary: SoCal on its first tropical storm warning
But I heard that climate change wasn’t real because one time it was moderately warm in Virginia. And that guy from Oklahoma threw a snowball in the House of Representatives.
Someone needs to tell this storm to turn around because obviously it’s all made up.





Ontario.
North Carolina.
Florida. (Hint: it wasn’t a drag queen. At least not the entertaining variety.)
Pennslvania.
Tennessee.
Pennsylvania. Again.
Alberta.
Illinois.
Alabama. (It’s the hypocrisy, stupid! It’s also why they don’t want abortions; it cuts off their supply of fresh meat.)
California.
Wisconsin.
Texas.
New York.
Louisiana.
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AND NOT A DRAG QUEEN IN SIGHT!
Trust me, there are a LOT more, but you get the idea.

















