I Believe There Used To Be a Phrase For This…
Tell Me You Have a Micro Penis
Doesn't This Make Woodstock a Cannibal?
It's True. I Read It On The Internets!
"My 100,000,000 Angel Army Will Unleash Terror On The Whitehouse."
Sunday Blasphemies, Cont.
Again, the devil taketh him up into an exceeding high mountain, and sheweth him all the kingdoms of the world, and the glory of them;
And saith unto him, All these things will I give thee, if thou wilt fall down and worship me.
Then saith Jesus unto him, Get thee hence, Satan: for it is written, Thou shalt worship the Lord thy God, and him only shalt thou serve.
A perfect god not only wouldn't be tempted, but couldn't be tempted. In that it would be an incoherent proposition. There is nothing that anyone could conceive of that a perfect god would be lacking or need. If they could, it wouldn't be perfect.
This story is confirmation that either the god of the bible is imperfect, or it's non-existent.
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Just Sayin'…
And the Hypocrisy Goes On…
Oh Fuck That. If He'd Been Black, He'd Be DEAD.
"There is a Labor Shortage…At What The Employer is Willing to Pay."
You're in a Toxic Relationship. Get Out.
Uh Huh…
Yes Virginia, You Are
Fuck Ted Cruz
She's Such a Fucking Cunt
Right?
Brilliant!