Same, Robert. Same.
Happy Impeachment Day!
Donald Trump has finally achieved something Barack Obama didn't.
— Schooley (@Rschooley) December 19, 2019
Shade +100
From The Palmer Report:
Earlier today, Donald Trump reminded us of just what a fragile, insecure, pathetic, jealous loser he is when he launched a psychotic attack on teenage climate activist Greta Thunberg. Trump clearly couldn't handle the fact that Time Magazine chose her as Person of the Year, so he went apoplectic. But it turns out Greta had the perfect response to him.
Donald Trump posted this tweet about Greta Thunberg being named Time Magazine Person of the Year: "So ridiculous. Greta must work on her Anger Management problem, then go to a good old fashioned movie with a friend! Chill Greta, Chill!" We've already spelled out why this tweet was so disgustingly awful. But Greta handled the whole thing far better than we could have.
Greta Thunberg simply changed her Twitter bio to this: "A teenager working on her anger management problem. Currently chilling and watching a good old fashioned movie with a friend." That's right, she's cleverly throwing the turd's bullying words back at him. That's why Greta will go further in life than Donald Trump ever will. She's going to save the world. He's going to prison for his crimes.
Quote of the Day
Ever notice how the Americans who really hate foreigners also tend to hate massive amounts of other Americans?" ~ John Fugelsang
Witchcraft, Obviously
What do you think they were doing in the basement of that pizza parlor, anyway? Do you think they were just sacrificing babies to Satan? C'mon, people…
Not to mention a shaved pussy and the smell of Rupert Murdoch's semen on your breath…
This Boomer Loves Millennials
Mic Drop
The Ten Year Challenge
Childhood Vaccination
Heh…crotch goblins!
NEWSFLASH to Republicans: We Aren't All as Brain-dead as Your Base
Be Careful What You Ask For
I'm Not So Sure
Yaaassss Queen!
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Some how @DavidJollyFL got into my head and spoke every word I feel.
— Michael Ⓜ️ (@michaelschweitz) November 5, 2019
I Stumbled Across This Guy Today
https://twitter.com/polipopmusic/status/1176629378903461888
Check out his Twitter as well as his Soundcloud.
Occasionally I Do Miss Twitter
Oh Sah-NAP!
This is Good
These Berliners sent Trump a 2.7-ton piece of the Berlin Wall in protest of his own proposed wall at the U.S.-Mexico border pic.twitter.com/dp1DKubCAu
— NowThis Impact (@nowthisimpact) November 9, 2019
Projection, Projection, Projection
Projection, projection, projection. EVERYTHING the Orance Menace—who delights in the phrase "Do Nothing Democrats" and the Republicans accuse the other side of doing of are things they're doing themselves.
To Be Filed Under Republican Hypocrisy
The difference is however, the whistleblower acted because they were following the law.
The #ButHerEmails Republicans were trying to distract from the fact that was an act of hacking, essentially theft.
Whoops
It All Makes Sense Now
This is (Still) War
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JUST DO IT
Be Careful What You Ask For, Bitch
