Not to mention a shaved pussy and the smell of Rupert Murdoch’s semen on your breath…
This Boomer Loves Millennials
Mic Drop
The Ten Year Challenge
Childhood Vaccination
Heh…crotch goblins!
NEWSFLASH to Republicans: We Aren’t All as Brain-dead as Your Base
Be Careful What You Ask For
I’m Not So Sure
Yaaassss Queen!
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Some how @DavidJollyFL got into my head and spoke every word I feel.
— Michael Ⓜ️ (@michaelschweitz) November 5, 2019
I Stumbled Across This Guy Today
https://twitter.com/polipopmusic/status/1176629378903461888
Check out his Twitter as well as his Soundcloud.
Occasionally I Do Miss Twitter
Oh Sah-NAP!
This is Good
These Berliners sent Trump a 2.7-ton piece of the Berlin Wall in protest of his own proposed wall at the U.S.-Mexico border pic.twitter.com/dp1DKubCAu
— NowThis Impact (@nowthisimpact) November 9, 2019
Projection, Projection, Projection
Projection, projection, projection. EVERYTHING the Orance Menace—who delights in the phrase “Do Nothing Democrats” and the Republicans accuse the other side of doing of are things they’re doing themselves.
To Be Filed Under Republican Hypocrisy
The difference is however, the whistleblower acted because they were following the law.
The #ButHerEmails Republicans were trying to distract from the fact that was an act of hacking, essentially theft.
Whoops
It All Makes Sense Now
This is (Still) War
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JUST DO IT
Be Careful What You Ask For, Bitch
Things That Make You Go Hmmm…
The two main entities attacking Twitter for banning political ads are Brad Parscale/Trump Campaign and Russian State Television. Hmmm…
A Buncha Whiny Little Bitches
Very surprised that all the tough guys who attacked a little girl for speaking out about climate change are crying about the president being booed at a baseball game.
— The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) October 28, 2019
This is War
An example:
“Ooh! I’d like to slip into his dark harbor. Can I berth my skiff in that dock?”
Oh, Sah-NAP!
You can almost see the hard drive light embedded in his forehead flashing wildly…
I thought what @AOC did to Mark Zuckerberg was bad. But Congresswoman Joyce Beatty showed why black women are undefeated (h/t @JamilahLemieux)
— Jemele Hill (@jemelehill) October 24, 2019
I think the only man I despise more than Zuckerberg is Donald J. Trump.
#truth
It’s Called Hypocrisy
Conservatives are still talking about how Ocasio-Cortez spent $300 of her own money at a hair salon, but we never found out who paid $200,000 of Brent Kavanaugh’s mysterious credit card debt.
And how the hell does one run up $200K in credit card debt?!
Yup.
