
A Gentle Reminder


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There’s a Challenge Out There Right Now













The irony is not lost on me that Toobin wrote for the New Yorker. And it’s funny, until it’s not.
I guess guys will be guys… but sometimes you just don’t want them to be.
…and you can Google image a lot lot lot more of these, should you be so inclined.
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Hehe…”Aunty Covid Bitchcunt”

Words of Wisdom

Quote of the Day
If MAGA and Scientology get a divorce, who gets custody of Kirstie Alley?” ~ The Hoarse Whisperer on Twitter
Not Apocalyptic

But still scary AF!

I Think 7 out of 8 Qualifies



It’s the Only Explanation

Don’t Cancel Halloween!
Discovered over at Fearsome Beard’s cave:
Words of Wisdom


And I Dare Say They Aren’t Voting Republican

Assist the Ass

Awesome

A 7-foot tall statue of Medusa holding the severed head of Perseus will be installed in Manhattan, across from the NY County Criminal Court, the location of high profile abuse cases including the recent Harvey Weinstein trial.
I never knew this before but Medusa was stalked and raped by Poseidon and then blamed for it. She was then cursed by Athena with the snake hair and the whole turning people to stone thing. She was banished and then Perseus killed and beheaded her. This statue “inverts the narrative” as a commentary on the Me Too movement.
It will stand there until April. Look at how badass that statue is.

In Case Anyone Needs a Refresher at this Point…


I wrote in March when the COVID shit show started:
“We’ve all been joking that “this planet needs an enema” for years. Well, it appears the enema has arrived and pretty soon there’s going to be a flood of shit coming out. This is the paradigm shift we’ve all sensed coming—and perhaps silently prayed for—for the last few decades. We instinctively knew this capitalist-consumption-fuck-the-planet view of the world was unsustainable. We knew changes had to be made, yet as a people, we lacked the courage to do what needed to be done…. There’s no going back to the way things were even a few weeks ago. The system was broken, and while this transition is going to be painful, ultimately we will all be better for it.”
If 2020 has shown us one thing since then with each new bit of awful that’s thrust upon us, “hold my beer” isn’t limited to idiotic humans doing idiotic things. The Universe itself seems hell-bent on outdoing itself with each passing month to push us into that Brave New World—one way or another.
Even if Biden wins—and despite historic early voter turnout and the very comfortable lead he holds in nationwide polls and Trump accepts the results and peacefully transitions power—neither of which are guaranteed—things are not going to automatically return to the way they were prior to last March—or even prior to November 2016 after he assumes office. They can’t. We’re already on a totally different branch of the timeline and we can’t travel back to the point where it splintered off. Orangecaligula’s presidency—and 2020 in particular—are one of those events, like 9/11 or the Kennedy Assassination—that ultimately send us on a totally different path than the one we’d been on. And a lot of damage needs to be undone and fences mended before we can think about regaining any sense of normalcy.*
If The Orange Russian Wig Stand manages to steal the election, quite simply, we. are. fucked. It will be the end of our representative democracy, the complete destruction of our already-tarnished standing on the world stage and the rise of a totally fascist state. Hyperbole? Students of history may beg to differ on that.
*fans of The Fourth Turning undoubtedly saw all this coming, as the events of this year align pretty closely with the authors’ 80-year cyclic view of history. And at this point even I have to agree that they may be onto something here.
I Have No Fucks to Give

Just Sayin’

What day again did Orangecaligula test positive?
Yeah, Probably Not the Best Idea…


Quote of the Day
It’s like Ronald Reagan got AIDS.” ~ Dan Savage
Crowd Fund It

“Thoughts and Prayers”

I don’t care. Do you?
DO IT.

