Brilliant!
It's All Chaos From Here On In
From The Palmer Report:
The sitting President of the United States has been caught committing serious crimes to rig the election in his favor, and then committing more crimes while trying to cover it up. The prosecutors have him all but nailed for obstruction of justice. The president is only left with no-win options. His popular support is weak and his own party is still trying to prop him up, but wary that a few more blows and it'll become impossible. Donald Trump is now living Richard Nixon's endgame nightmare, but the outcome is less predictable, because even Nixon wasn't this mentally unstable.
Welcome to 2018, or 1974 revisited if you like. Trump now has his back against the wall. There are days where he appears to understand that, and days where he's lost in a delusional haze, but the bottom line is that he's not getting past this. Maybe he'll agree to testify for Robert Mueller. Maybe he'll tell the truth, which would incriminate him. Maybe he'll lie, which would also incriminate him. Maybe he'll plead the Fifth, which would incinerate what's left of his presidency. We have no idea what he'll do, because even he keeps changing his mind out loud.
We do know, however, that we're entering a period of chaos. We can see it just from how rapidly the endgame moves are surfacing. Everyone from Trump's current Attorney General and current CIA Director, to his former FBI Director and his former Acting Attorney General, have all testified about him for the Special Counsel. People like Rick Gates, who didn't want a deal, now suddenly want a deal, because they know it's now or never.
All of the players in this scandal are trying to figure out how to play chess in a manner which keeps them from going to prison, and at the center of it all is a mentally deranged "President" who is intent on playing Hungry Hungry Hippos. Deals and confessions and accusations and incriminations will now be the norm. Revelations and bombshells will now land daily, as everyone jockeys for position. Donald Trump's remaining allies will launch whatever feeble or not-so-feeble counterattack they've been saving for the very end. Then we'll find out that Mueller has had an entire deck of aces up his sleeve all along.
We don't know precisely what will come next, both because this guy is too unstable, and because when the last guy was in this situation, this was roughly the point at which he quit. Nixon had the sense to understand that he wouldn't survive the obstruction charges. He knew it was about to finish him politically, so he bailed. What would have happened if Nixon had refused to resign, and he were five times crazier and ten times stupider? Welcome to 2018. Trump will go down in the end. But it's all chaos from here on in until he does.
He Shoots…and scores for the Win!
The (Not So) Funny Papers
Sadly, No Alien Overlords
What was that in the western sky on Friday night that stopped traffic and sparked both alarm and curiosity?
As I suspected—since it came from the direction of Vandenburg AFB in southern California—it was just a rocket, unfortunately.
Sadly, no arrival of our more-than-welcome alien overlords.
Damn.
SpaceX's Falcon 9 rocket, launched from Vandenberg Air Force Base at 5:27 p.m., was carrying 10 satellites to low-Earth orbit. The satellites will be part of a constellation operated by Iridium Communications. All 10 satellites successfully deployed.
Here's a short video of the launch shot in Los Angeles. Pretty impressive:
Fuck This Guy
No, It's Not Real
Did that landing screen scare you? Good. It should.
Obviously it's not real. At least not yet. But with yesterday's decision by the FCC to rescind Net Neutrality rules, it could very well be at some point in the future. But don't panic…the fight isn't over yet. Already twenty states' Attorneys General have filed (or are preparing to file) suit to have this horrific decision overturned and it was just announced that Democratic Senators will also be introducing legislation to roll back the repeal.
In the meantime, you can still contact your congresscritters and demand that the rules (or even BETTER ones) be put back in place. We are not helpless.
The simplest way I've found to contact your elected representatives if you don't like talking on the phone, is to text RESIST to 504-09. It will walk you through identifying your reps and lets you contact them by fax or phone.
Hey Roy Moore…
That's Gonna Leave a Mark
The (Not So) Funny Papers
The Not So Funny Papers
America, We Have a Problem
Reposted in full from Riding On:
So, I saw this article this morning and thought I'd talk about it a little. America, we have a problem. You see we have something called the First Amendment and there are a number of people out there who don't like it. They believe we should have a National Religion, which would happen to be theirs. They call themselves Social Conservatives and they represent the ugly head of selfishness. You see for them, their most favorite pronouns are "I," followed by "my." For them "you" can be a really negative word because "you" is about someone else. These Social Conservatives have allowed their beliefs to evolve to a stage where "you" is not even secondary. Since they don't believe in evolution they would never understand this, but evolve they have. And they like the Constitution, but only as long as it lets them be as selfish as possible. They don't like it when "you" means everybody.
These Social Conservatives want to change rules and create regulations that benefit themselves, alone. They want to be able to say that "my beliefs say I can fire you from your job because my beliefs are more important than you as a human being." The truth is they don't care about human beings at all, unless those human beings share the same beliefs. These Social Conservatives want to be able to discriminate, not only against sexual orientation, but against race and nationality. They don't want to give immigrants the chance to possibly dilute, either socially or culturally, the purity of their own beliefs. You see, it's not just the jobs they claim immigrants will take, it's the very blood coursing through their veins which these Social Conservatives need to keep out.
They will never understand how wrong they are, to even consider such an action would be to challenge the very soul of "I."
Our Technology is Haunted By Cheating, Trans-Human Lifeforms
From Demon Haunted World (an excellent article that you should take the time to read in full):
From Dieselgate to Wannacry to HP's sleazy printer ink chicanery, we are increasingly colonized by demon-haunted things controlled by nonhuman life-forms (corporations) that try to trick, coerce or scare us into acting against our own best interests. These devices go to great length to hide their workings from us, making them the ideal host organisms for opportunistic malware infections. Worst of all, the law puts its thumb on the scales in favor of demons, and against exorcists.
Alchemists—like all humans—are mediocre lab-technicians. Without peer reviewers around to point out the flaws in their experiments, alchemists compounded their human frailty with bad experimental design. As a result, an alchemist might find that the same experiment would produce a ''different outcome'' every time.
In reality, the experiments lacked sufficient controls. But again, in the absence of a peer reviewer, alchemists were doomed to think up their own explanations for this mysterious variability in the natural world, and doomed again to have the self-serving logic of hubris infect these explanations.
That's how alchemists came to believe that the world was haunted, that God, or the Devil, didn't want them to understand the world. That the world actually rearranged itself when they weren't looking to hide its workings from them. Angels punished them for trying to fly to the Sun. Devils tricked them when they tried to know the glory of God—indeed, Marcelo Rinesi from The Institute for Ethics and Emerging Technologies called modern computer science ''applied demonology.''
In the 21st century, we have come full circle. Non-human life forms—limited liability corporations—are infecting the underpinnings of our ''smart'' homes and cities with devices that obey a different physics depending on who is using them and what they believe to be true about their surroundings.
Because 'murika!
A large portion of the population is about to have permanent eye damage.
If the last two years have taught me anything, it's that a huge portion of the United States population is dumber than a box of rocks, and will do something contrary to what they're told, especially if the person telling them is actually someone who knows what they're talking about.
Gimme Some of That Damn Cake!
Tuesday
Like Cockroaches
Serves a Legitimate Purpose
"It's like arguing against gay marriage with a dick in your mouth."
I love Trae.
Shower Thoughts
I love how white supremacists carry flags of the two most notorious failures in western warfare.
I Have No Words
I have no words for the events of the last 48 hours except What the FUCK is wrong with this country?! But plenty of people more eloquent than I do. Here is just a small sample. We will not be silent.
Word.
I Mourn For Our Country
Trump's ridiculous statement on Charlottesville shows his unbelievable inability to communicate (we need "true affection" for each other?!) and underscores his unwillingness to specifically call out white supremacists.
Instead, he sticks with the idea that hatred and violence and bigotry are coming from "many sides." Why is he so reticent? Because he has been a white supremacist his whole life, his entire career …
This monster is on a golf vacation while our country burns, but still found time to take a moment to bloviate:
We ALL must be united & condemn all that hate stands for. There is no place for this kind of violence in America. Lets come together as one!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 12, 2017
That one doesn't sound like his third-grade vocabulary. It was probably written by a member of his staff. But then followed it was followed up with this:
Am in Bedminster for meetings & press conference on V.A. & all that we have done, and are doing, to make it better-but Charlottesville sad!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 12, 2017
That sounds more like his vocabulary and diction. "Charlottesville sad!" SERIOUSLY?!? Fucking piece of moronic filth. The disgust I felt for George W. Bush doesn't even come close to absolute unmitigated HATE I feel for that asshole.
Here is a picture of Trump's America:
IMPEACH THE MOTHERFUCKER ALREADY AND REMOVE HIS WORTHLESS WASTE OF FLESH FROM THE WHITE HOUSE!
Prophetic
Or just punch the Nazi. Either one is an acceptable response.
White House Interviews Communications Director Candidates
Contacting My Representatives
It couldn't be easier. Text RESIST to 50409 (details at Resistbot) and follow the prompts.
This is what I sent:
As you are quite aware someone has announced that Transgender persons are no longer welcome to serve our country. Then, while the media is having a firestorm over that sudden announcement and as the senate GOP are dramatically playing out their "take the healthcare away from the poor and give the money to the rich" scheme, it seems the Department of Justice decides to submit an amicus brief stating that all LGBT Americans simply aren't covered under the 1964 civil rights act because of who we are and who we love. I know that you and all of this nation's governors, senators and representatives want to be on the right side of history. For that reason I urge you all to put party politics aside and work towards a just, fair and equal society for all of us. I ask that you stand up and fight for all of our rights as equal citizens no matter our sex, religion, race, sexual orientation, skin color, beliefs, age, pre-existing condition, income, or social status. Please do this for us, for yourselves, for our children and for our country. We need you.
Thanks to Fearsome Beard for providing the majority of the text. He very eloquently put into words what I wanted to say.