Oh Well! ?
More Timely Than Ever
Reposted from 3 years ago:
This Isn't Going Away, North Carolina
There you sit this morning North Carolina, all smug and self-satisfied in your hate, no doubt believing in your little heart-of-hearts that it was God's will that you mouth-breathing, knuckle-dragging assholes enshrined discrimination in your state law. But I've got news for you: you were on the wrong side of history when you outlawed interracial marriage, and you're on the wrong side of history AGAIN.
The more I think about this, the more livid I become. I'm not sure why, because other states have passed similar laws. Maybe it's because your state—whose motto should now be changed from "FIRST IN FLIGHT" to "FIRST IN HATE"—was a necessary tipping point to open eyes and get the masses' blood boiling.
And despite your unwavering belief that you're doing the Lord's work (who NEVER said a word about homosexuality, by the way) I have a feeling, that this is going to come back and bite you in your shriveled, black, hate-filled hearts. More than 50% of Americans polled are now in favor of marriage equality. Major corporations, sensing the tide of public opinion, are increasingly coming on board and providing the same benefits to same-sex partners as they do to the rest of their married employees.
Your vote was a slap in the face to that, and I sincerely hope that every GLBT person and their supporters (including businesses) leave your state and let it free-fall back into the middle ages. Have you not seen what happened in Georgia with their stance against so-called "illegal" (i.e. brown-skinned) migrant workers? Crops are rotting in the fields. North Carolina deserves no less.
I spotted this in the comments section at Joe.My.God. this morning, and I couldn't have said it better.
NORTH CAROLINA
HATES
FAGS
We get it…you hate us…you really, really hate us.
Which, of course, is what all these "protect marriage" amendments are about. You're not protecting anything, you're just preventing a small group of people that you hate from entering into your "exclusive" marriage club lest we sully it (GOD FORBID…we should swim in your pool…you'd have to drain it). Now, if y'all really had the courage of your convictions you'd make homosexuality itself in North Carolina a crime, punishable by death just like it says in the Bible (let's run that up the flag pole and see how it flies…I bet it would pass or come damn close). But, of course, you don't have that kind of courage because y'all are nothing but a bunch of bullies and cowards, as your state's racist history would attest.
Say Hello to the Face of Hate Stupidity
From Towleroad:
Boise, Idaho-area couple Justin and Melanie Sease are driving around in a car painted with phrases like "HOMOSEXUALITY is a sin & a abomination", "Just Say NO to Gay Marriage", and "GOD'S NOT DEAD". They say they're speaking out for others who are afraid to do the same in light of the recent arrival of marriage equality in the state, and whine to KBOI that they're being ridiculed for it:
"We've had a few homosexual extremists who cuss us out and get very angry with us and threaten us."
Why are they on a crusade?
Says Justin, who claims he's "taking a stand for the Heavenly Father":
"We can never accept public homosexuality. It's wrong, and it's wrong in God's eyes first. He's very clear in the Bible. The Bible says that when homosexuality is publicly accepted, basically it spreads like a cancer….This is kind our little way of protesting the homosexual extremist movement…"
Said Melanie:
"If nobody else is going to do it, why not start doing it. Hopefully, other people will join us and follow us and do what we're doing.Most everyone who has seen our vehicles gives us a thumbs up, waves, smiles, or honks."
Watch, here…
I have a question for these "Christians:" why is it that their supposedly omniscient, all-powerful daddy-in-the-sky is so utterly and completely incapable of enforcing his supposed edicts by himself? Why does he always have to call upon the assistance of these yahoos who have barely three brain cells between them to do his bidding? In the old days this sky-fairy would supposedly have to do little more than sneeze and fire and brimstone would be raining down upon the unwashed, unworthy heathen before you could say, "Gesundheit!"
The only possible explanations I see are…
◆ Sky Daddy is—despite their pronouncements to the contrary—in fact, dead.
◆ Sky Daddy doesn't exist—and never has.
◆ Sky Daddy is alive and well and is either perfectly okay with gay marriage—or has in fact moved on to watching over much more interesting creatures than Homo sapiens.
…none of which fit too well into this couple's narrow, self-centered, bigoted view of the universe.
Seriously…can you imagine spending eternity with these people?
9 Sinister Things the Christian Right Does in the Name of God
Hobby Lobby isn't alone. Evangelicals routinely manipulate the Bible's teachings to serve their political agenda.
Oh Sah-NAP!
"Listen, Shapiro, you little prick, gay people have been crushed into the dirt, beaten and murdered, shamed and fired, denied housing and the common good of our own country, used by pro politicians and political HACKS like yourself for way too long now. We're fighting back and fuck you for your wordy little efforts to stop us.
"It's YOU and yours who use the worst kind of violence against us. Gays don't beat up straight people on dark streets in the dead of night. We don't tie them to fences to freeze to death after beating them unconscious. We don't go home with straight people and slit their throats after having sex them. We don't FEAR straight people so we don't have to do those things. We're going to take advantage of your fears and use them against you. And we'll use our own laws against you — and that's the one thing you hate more than us. LAWS. No more hiding for us. You go live in the shadows now. Our truth will win out.
"What's your beef with gay people anyway, you and your kind? Why do you revel in putting us down? Is it because your tiny little dick gets all bothered by gay boys? Where does your homo-hate and homo-negativity come from? Is it from the dark and secret closet you live in? Come out and play, sweet boy. I'm sure somewhere there's a man willing to make use of that big, fucking mouth of yours." ~ JMG Commenter Blackfork in response to this.
A Wonderful Message
I take some solace in knowing that in parallel universes these exist.
Stay Classy, GOP
Considering Romney has 0% of the African-American vote, probably not the best thing to do.
The Truth Behind Chick-Fil-A
Not Submitted Without Comment
Because heterosexual men apparently can't control their urges.
Faces of Hate
Know your enemy.
40 years ago they would've been wearing white hoods.
Hell, if they could get away with it today they'd be wearing white hoods, because homophobia and racism are just two sides of the same coin.