Category: Fuck MAGA

For the MAGAIDIOTS in the back: Apparently the last remaining firing synapse in your collective possession has shit the bed once & for all and this info just ain't getting through your thick skulls and into your cavernous craniums of cultish cluelessness, so here we go again- It is NOT "election interference" to schedule ANY of your rotting gourd God's MANY trials before the 2024 election.

The law doesn't give a fuck if he's running for President of the Raccoon Scat Association in The Greater Booger Hole area or President of the United States.

It cares as much about Super Tuesday as it does Superfly Snuka. He is a defendant just like any other Joe Shmoe charged with crimes and he has to appear in court whenever the fuck the Judge says he has to appear in court.
For all your endless whining about a "two-tiered justice system" when it comes to Hunter Biden's dick pics you'd think you'd understand that granting special treatment to a private citizen who decided to campaign in the middle of his indictments ain't how this shit works.

But you don't understand that, because you've opted for your usual willful ignorance instead.

And for the record, he announced his candidacy AFTER most of these investigations were already well underway.

So if this shit is anything, it's "Indictment interference".
But here's the thing about all of this- no one cares how this makes you
"feel". No one cares if you're mad or sad or threatening "civil war."

No one is above the law in this country. No one.

And either we are a nation of laws or we are not.

If you love America as much as your "Star Spangled & Hammered" beer koozie says you do, you'd actually understand how crucially important it is to hold Donald Trump to the same legal standards as anyone else.

And yet…

[I didn't write this, but it resonated and I felt like it needed to be passed on to my fellow Progressives.]