Right?!

My first thought upon waking—and I'm sure I've written about it here—was always, What the fuck did that asshole do now?!

I Am So Sick…

I am so sick of everyone in DOJ from Merrick Garland down bending over backwards to appear non partisan, to give him more room to appeal.

He'll claim it's all unfair no matter what.

He'll appeal no matter what.

While they're trying to placate the MAGA Cult (who are aggrieved malcontents anyway) they're eroding the faith of the REST of us in the DOJ.

An Oldie But A Goodie

While stitching a cut on the hand of an elderly farmer, the doctor struck up a conversation.

Eventually the topic got around to Donald Trump.

The old farmer said, " Well, as I see it, Donald Trump is a post tortoise."

Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a post tortoise was.

The old farmer said, "It's when you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a tortoise balanced on top – that's a post tortoise. You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, he's been elevated beyond his ability to function and you wonder what kind of dumbass put him up there in the first place."