Wake Up, People!

What he said:

What he meant:

He might as will be hanging swastikas behind him at his Klan rallies.

Holy fuck people, do you not see the impending Fucking Armageddon??

2024 is our Final Battle!

Get Your Popcorn Ready!

UPDATE: Ivanka's testimony has been rescheduled for November 7th, the day after the orange shitgibbon testifies, so he won't be able to just parrot everything she said the day before. Brilliant move on the part of Judge Engoron!

Hmmm…

I don't believe any of this because I'd have to accept the rest of the Christian mythos that goes along with it…but as we all know that ain't happening…

But I do have to admit he checks all the boxes.