FUCK TRUMP
Not What We Were Hoping For Today, But We Take What We Can Get
It's Up To US
My Money Is On Number 5
Won't Someone Think Of The DEALERS?!
Right?!
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FUCK TRUMP
Uh huh.
Exactly
They Aren't Going To Know What Hit Them
B R I L L I A N T
Oh Snap!
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In Case You Haven't Already Seen This
SAVAGE. 🤣
An Oldie But A Goodie
While stitching a cut on the hand of an elderly farmer, the doctor struck up a conversation.
Eventually the topic got around to Donald Trump.
The old farmer said, " Well, as I see it, Donald Trump is a post tortoise."
Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a post tortoise was.
The old farmer said, "It's when you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a tortoise balanced on top – that's a post tortoise. You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, he's been elevated beyond his ability to function and you wonder what kind of dumbass put him up there in the first place."
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Sorry if this is a little dated. It's been sitting in my Drafts folder…
Happy International Women's Day!
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And lastly…
A Valid Question
Summed Up In A Single Image
Asking For A Friend
To be filed under, "Unintended Consequences."
Let's Make This Happen
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This Is The Most Important Election Of Our Lives
