I'd Hate To Be The Ketchup Cleaner At Mar-A-Lago
"Choices"
Get Your Popcorn Ready!
Fuck Around And Find Out
Just Sayin'
"Choices."
Vomiting It All Up
Ya Think?!
Vomiting It All Up
Proving Once Again…
Alright, Who Made This? ??
Choices!
? ? ?
Play Stupid Games, Win Stupid Prizes!
Be Careful What You Wish For, Republicans!
He Just Can't Help Himself
After being admonished by the judge for yesterday's threat on social media, he's back at it tonight. It's like he's daring the judge to throw him in jail, thinking he's untouchable; like a three year old testing the limits of his parents' rules.
LOCK HIM UP.
He Really Is That Stupid
But Wait…There's More!
Remember the stolen documents?
This Afternoon
And I'm sure 4 is just the beginning.
Full Text of Trump's January 6 Indictment Document
IN THE UNITED STATES DISTRICT COURT
FOR THE DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA
UNITED STATES OF AMERICA CRIMINAL NO.
v. GRAND JURY ORIGINAL
DONALD J. TRUMP, VIOLATIONS:
Defendant. Count 1: 18 U.S.C. § 371
(Conspiracy to Defraud the United
States)
Count 2: 18 U.S.C. § 1512(k)
(Conspiracy to Obstruct an Official
Proceeding)
Count 3: 18 U.S.C. §§ 1512(c)(2), 2
(Obstruction of and Attempt to
Obstruct an Official Proceeding)
Count 4: 18 U.S.C. § 241
(Conspiracy Against Rights)
INDICTMENT
The Grand Jury charges that, at all times material to this Indictment, on or about the dates and at the approximate times stated below:
INTRODUCTION
1. The Defendant, DONALD J. TRUMP, was the forty-fifth President of the United States and a candidate for re-election in 2020. The Defendant lost the 2020 presidential election.
2. Despite having lost, the Defendant was determined to remain in power. So for more than two months following election day on November 3, 2020, the Defendant spread lies that there had been outcome-determinative fraud in the election and that he had actually won. These claims were false, and the Defendant knew that they were false. But the Defendant repeated and widely disseminated them anyway—to make his knowingly false claims appear legitimate, create an intense national atmosphere of mistrust and anger, and erode public faith in the administration of the election.
3). The Defendant had a right, like every American, to speak publicly about the election and even to claim, falsely, that there had been outcome-determinative fraud during the election and that he had won. He was also entitled to formally challenge the results of the election through lawful and appropriate means, such as by seeking recounts or audits of the popular vote in states or filing lawsuits challenging ballots and procedures. Indeed, in many cases, the Defendant did pursue these methods of contesting the election results. His efforts to change the outcome in any state through recounts, audits, or legal challenges were uniformly unsuccessful.
4. Shortly after election day, the Defendant also pursued unlawful means of discounting legitimate votes and subverting the election results. In so doing, the Defendant perpetrated three criminal conspiracies:
a. A conspiracy to defraud the United States by using dishonesty, fraud, and deceit to impair, obstruct, and defeat the lawful federal government function by which the results of the presidential election are collected, counted, and certified by the federal government, in violation of 18 U.S.C. § 371;
b. A conspiracy to corruptly obstruct and impede the January 6 congressional proceeding at which the collected results of the presidential election are counted and certified ("the certification proceeding"), in violation of 18 U.S.C. § 1512(k); and
c. A conspiracy against the right to vote and to have one's vote counted, in violation of 18 U.S.C. § 241.
Each of these conspiracies—which built on the widespread mistrust the Defendant was creating through pervasive and destabilizing lies about election fraud—targeted a bedrock function of the United States federal government: the nation's process of collecting, counting, and certifying the results of the presidential election ("the federal government function').
https://www.washingtonpost.com/national-security/2023/08/01/indictment-document-trump-jan-6-pdf/
He Knows What He's Doing
Trump is playing checkers. Poorly. Jack Smith is playing Four Dimensional Chess.
And No One Deserves It More Than You, Andrew
I'm All For This
I'm Going to Hell
And in case there's any doubt I'm on the express train to down below…