And even if he lives years, you know JD is planning on invoking the 25th the minute his feet are in the door.
Right?!
Bring It, Bitch.
To Those Who Celebrate…
Don't Let Us Stop You!
Dude, Stop Talking
I Approve Of This, But It Will NEVER Happen
There Are Far Too Many Chads In This World
Can We Please Just Impeach This Asshole?
From Greg Fallis:
A couple weeks ago — the day before Valentine's Day, in fact — the House GOP impeached the Secretary of Homeland Security, Alejandro Mayorkas. Why? Did he commit any 'high crimes and misdemeanors'? Nope. Is he even suspected of committing any HC&M? Nope. Did the Republicans actually think there was any way in hell the Senate would act on this? Nope. So why did they impeach him?
Because: 1) Donald Fucking Trump wanted somebody — preferably Biden, but anybody in the Biden administration — impeached. 2) They want to use scary brown immigrants as an election issue. 3) Pure malignant spite and the desire to hurt people. 4) They hope it'll give their base the appearance that they're doing something. 5) They wanted to say 'Fuck you' to Joe Biden and his entire administration.
These are all bad reasons to impeach anybody. That pisses me off. But what pisses me off just as much — and maybe more — is that there are people who absolutely fucking deserve to be impeached. People who are totally impeach-worthy. People whose past behavior has earned an impeachment and whose future behavior actually threatens the future of representative democracy in the United States. People like this fucking guy:
Right now, we have the most openly corrupt and partisan SCOTUS in US history — and ain't nobody more openly corrupt and partisan than Clarence Thomas. He's had his hand out since Day One. This avaricious sumbitch would steal the sugar out of a cake. Hell, he'd do it while you watched and dare you to call him on it. He barely tries to hide it. For decades, he's received 'gifts' from billionaire 'friends' whose business interests depended on favorable SCOTUS opinions. These are 'friends' he made after he was tapped for SCOTUS; it's not like they're his old high school buddies. He's accepted these gifts, he's failed to report them as he's required to do, and he's ruled on their cases. That's some serious grifting, right there.
Then, of course, there's all the awful shit his wife has pulled. I'm talking about her encouraging and promoting the January 6th Insurrection, which is truly bad its ownself. And when her shit came up before SCOTUS, did Clarence recuse himself like any ethical jurist would? Nope. He not only sat on the case, he was the ONLY justice on the bench that voted in a way that protected his wife.
There is absolutely no sustainable argument for Clarence Thomas to remain an Associate Justice on the Supreme Court of the United States. I mean, there are other assholes on SCOTUS we could do without, but Clarence is the bull goose grifter and the most obvious and deserving candidate for impeachment.
I can say, with absolute confidence and mathematical certitude, that if Clarence had been appointed by a Democrat and had been writing liberal decisions, the Republicans would have held a decade worth of hearings by now. If Congressional Republicans are willing to impeach Mayorkas over bullshit, why aren't Democrats willing to impeach this grasping, covetous bastard? What in the stonewashed fuck is wrong with Democrats? Why won't Democrats at least TRY to do what's right?
You don't have to answer that. The answer is pretty obvious (SPOILER: they're comfortable political cowards who'll mewl and grizzle about how unfair it all is, but won't fucking act).
Look, I'm not asking Democrats to act like Republicans. I mean, they're assholes. They're willing to lie, fabricate, mislead, obfuscate, and deceive in order to score petty political points. Democrats don't need to do that. They can just present verifiable facts to support a legit impeachment inquiry.
Seriously, the US would be better off if Democrats would just TRY to impeach this asshole. It would be a worthy effort even if the Senate failed to convict him. So c'mon, give it a shot, Democrats. What have you got to lose?
"Choices."
Just Sayin'
You Can't Make This Shit Up
I Didn't Say It: Mike Johnson is the Devil
From I Should Be Laughing: |
Mike Johnson, new Speaker of the House, in a 2004 op-ed.
"Homosexual relationships are inherently unnatural and, the studies clearly show, are ultimately harmful and costly for everyone. Society cannot give its stamp of approval to such a dangerous lifestyle. If we change marriage for this tiny, modern minority, we will have to do it for every deviant group. Polygamists, polyamorists, pedophiles, and others will be next in line to claim equal protection. They already are. There will be no legal basis to deny a bisexual the right to marry a partner of each sex, or a person to marry his pet. The state and its citizens have a compelling interest in preserving the integrity of the marital union by making opposite-sex marriage the exclusive form of family relationship endorsed by the government. Loss of this status will de-emphasize the importance of traditional marriage to society, weaken it, and place our entire democratic system in jeopardy by eroding its foundation. Your race, creed, and sex are what you are, while homosexuality and cross-dressing are things you do. This is a free country, but we don't give special protections for every person's bizarre choices." As with all homophobes, he uses fear to spin his so-called truth: let The Gays marry and the pedophiles will be able to marry children, or dogs, or toasters. In 2023 he still plays out that proven lie that being gay is a choice, when we know for ma fact it's not,. But being a homophobic faux "Christian" bigot is a choice. This motherfucker—I'd say pardon my language, but the man is a motherfucker—equates being gay to pedophilia and cross-dressing though most everyone with brains that fire on all cylinders, unlike Mike Johnson, knows that most pedophiles are straight men like Mike Johnson and most cross-dressers are straight men like Mike Johnson. This cannot be allowed to stand. CAST A GODDAMNED VOTE in 2024. Vote Blue because the GOP has come for women, is now coming for people of differing faiths, and will soon be coming for the LGBTQ+ Americans, and once they're done with that, they'll come for all of you. |
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Sit Down and Shut Up, Jim
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From The Palmer Report:
MyPillow guy Mike Lindell keeps suffering blow after self inflicted blow. He now claims he's just about broke, and he recently revealed that the lawyers representing him in the Dominion case all quit because he couldn't keep paying them.
Now Lindell says he's going to represent himself in the Dominion case…
IMPEACH
Mental Illness on Parade
Backfeifengesicht
Fuck Mike Pence
Fuck This Shit
I Am SO SICK Of This Daughterfucker!
Damn! Our Fiendish Plot is Foiled Again!
Meloni Smash!
Hey TuckTuck, There's Always Newsmax
Be Careful What You Ask For, Frankie.
They're Finally Saying the Quiet Part Out Loud
I really wish I believed in Hell.
Judge Weighs Whether or Not to Compel Pence's Testimony
A federal judge heard arguments today in a dispute between former Vice President Mike Pence, attorneys for former President Donald Trump and special counsel Jack Smith over whether Pence can be compelled to testify in Smith's probe of the Jan. 6, 2021, attack on the Capitol
Lawyers for Trump & Pence were in Federal court arguing for executive privilege today
Pence is a subsidiary of the Trump Crime Syndicate.