Category: Fuck Trumpers

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For The MAGAIDIOTS In The Back

For the MAGAIDIOTS in the back: Apparently the last remaining firing synapse in your collective possession has shit the bed once & for all and this info just ain't getting through your thick skulls and into your cavernous craniums of cultish cluelessness, so here we go again- It is NOT "election interference" to schedule ANY of your rotting gourd God's MANY trials before the 2024 election.

The law doesn't give a fuck if he's running for President of the Raccoon Scat Association in The Greater Booger Hole area or President of the United States.

It cares as much about Super Tuesday as it does Superfly Snuka. He is a defendant just like any other Joe Shmoe charged with crimes and he has to appear in court whenever the fuck the Judge says he has to appear in court.
For all your endless whining about a "two-tiered justice system" when it comes to Hunter Biden's dick pics you'd think you'd understand that granting special treatment to a private citizen who decided to campaign in the middle of his indictments ain't how this shit works.

But you don't understand that, because you've opted for your usual willful ignorance instead.

And for the record, he announced his candidacy AFTER most of these investigations were already well underway.

So if this shit is anything, it's "Indictment interference".
But here's the thing about all of this- no one cares how this makes you
"feel". No one cares if you're mad or sad or threatening "civil war."

No one is above the law in this country. No one.

And either we are a nation of laws or we are not.

If you love America as much as your "Star Spangled & Hammered" beer koozie says you do, you'd actually understand how crucially important it is to hold Donald Trump to the same legal standards as anyone else.

And yet…

[I didn't write this, but it resonated and I felt like it needed to be passed on to my fellow Progressives.]

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Full Text of Trump's January 6 Indictment Document

IN THE UNITED STATES DISTRICT COURT
FOR THE DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA
UNITED STATES OF AMERICA CRIMINAL NO.
v. GRAND JURY ORIGINAL
DONALD J. TRUMP, VIOLATIONS:
Defendant. Count 1: 18 U.S.C. § 371
(Conspiracy to Defraud the United
States)
Count 2: 18 U.S.C. § 1512(k)
(Conspiracy to Obstruct an Official
Proceeding)
Count 3: 18 U.S.C. §§ 1512(c)(2), 2
(Obstruction of and Attempt to
Obstruct an Official Proceeding)
Count 4: 18 U.S.C. § 241
(Conspiracy Against Rights)
INDICTMENT
The Grand Jury charges that, at all times material to this Indictment, on or about the dates and at the approximate times stated below:
INTRODUCTION
1. The Defendant, DONALD J. TRUMP, was the forty-fifth President of the United States and a candidate for re-election in 2020. The Defendant lost the 2020 presidential election.
2. Despite having lost, the Defendant was determined to remain in power. So for more than two months following election day on November 3, 2020, the Defendant spread lies that there had been outcome-determinative fraud in the election and that he had actually won. These claims were false, and the Defendant knew that they were false. But the Defendant repeated and widely disseminated them anyway—to make his knowingly false claims appear legitimate, create an intense national atmosphere of mistrust and anger, and erode public faith in the administration of the election.
3). The Defendant had a right, like every American, to speak publicly about the election and even to claim, falsely, that there had been outcome-determinative fraud during the election and that he had won. He was also entitled to formally challenge the results of the election through lawful and appropriate means, such as by seeking recounts or audits of the popular vote in states or filing lawsuits challenging ballots and procedures. Indeed, in many cases, the Defendant did pursue these methods of contesting the election results. His efforts to change the outcome in any state through recounts, audits, or legal challenges were uniformly unsuccessful.
4. Shortly after election day, the Defendant also pursued unlawful means of discounting legitimate votes and subverting the election results. In so doing, the Defendant perpetrated three criminal conspiracies:
a. A conspiracy to defraud the United States by using dishonesty, fraud, and deceit to impair, obstruct, and defeat the lawful federal government function by which the results of the presidential election are collected, counted, and certified by the federal government, in violation of 18 U.S.C. § 371;
b. A conspiracy to corruptly obstruct and impede the January 6 congressional proceeding at which the collected results of the presidential election are counted and certified ("the certification proceeding"), in violation of 18 U.S.C. § 1512(k); and
c. A conspiracy against the right to vote and to have one's vote counted, in violation of 18 U.S.C. § 241.
Each of these conspiracies—which built on the widespread mistrust the Defendant was creating through pervasive and destabilizing lies about election fraud—targeted a bedrock function of the United States federal government: the nation's process of collecting, counting, and certifying the results of the presidential election ("the federal government function').

https://www.washingtonpost.com/national-security/2023/08/01/indictment-document-trump-jan-6-pdf/