A Friendly Reminder
Faux News Hypocrisy on Full Display
Truth
Damn Right I Do!
Hint: It's Not The Democrats
And Again, And Again, And Again…
LOCK. THEM. UP.
Tick, tock, motherfuckers.
Policy Discussion
From gregfallis.com:
GOP: BIDEN GAVE AFGHANISTAN TO THE TALIBAN!!!
DEM: He implemented the deal the Trump administration negotiated.
GOP: HE DIDN'T FOLLOW TRUMP'S PLAN!!!
DEM: Trump didn't have an actual withdrawal plan. He simply said he wanted to withdraw the troops.
GOP: TRUMP HAD A PLAN!!!
DEM: Okay. What was it?
GOP: WITHDRAW OUR TROOPS SAFELY!!!
DEM: That's not a plan. That's just a slogan.
GOP: IT'S A PLAN!!!
DEM: I'm not sure you understand the definition of 'plan'.
GOP: BIDEN WANTS AFGHAN REFUGEES IN AMERICA TO VOTE FOR DEMS!!!
DEM: What?
GOP: SUPPORT OUR TROOPS!!!
DEM: Uh…
GOP: FAKE ELECTION!!! TRUMP WON!!!
DEM: That's just not true.
GOP: MASK MANDATES ARE OF THE DEVIL!!!
DEM: Maybe you should sit down, have a glass of water, you've been under…
GOP: SEND OUR KIDS BACK TO SCHOOL FOR FREEDOM!!!
DEM: …a lot of stress lately. Maybe get some sleep.
GOP: BIDEN IS A BRAINDEAD PEDOPHILE!!! IMPEACH NOW!!!
DEM: Jesus suffering fuck.
GOP: IMMIGRANTS ARE BRINGING COVID TO AMERICA IN GALLON MILK CONTAINERS!!! FOR BIDEN!!!
DEM: Would you please stop shouting?
GOP: YOU'RE CENSORING ME!!! CANCEL CULTURE!!! FREEDOM!!! 5G!!!
DEM: …
GOP: WHERE ARE YOU GOING??? RUN AWAY LITTLE BITCH! PUSSY CUCK LIB!
DEM: …
MEDIA: Democrats refuse to engage in policy discussion; Republicans upset.
It's Pretty Obvious Now
Where's the Lie?
May We All Take a Moment, Bow Our Heads…
I'll Bet My Money on Dorothy
Ya THINK?!
Preach!
Still Waiting…
Defninitely.
You're Eventually Gonna Run Out of Skin There, Skippy
I Feel So Owned. Don't You?
Funny How That Works
Wondering the Same Thing
Yes, Do It
Sums It Up Nicely
This sums up the shittiness that is Florida and its governor.
I truly do not get Desantis' end game with this. How does all of this not hurt his state's economy? I mean, I suppose he hopes the less affluent populations perish, as they weren't going to vote for him in the first place…but then who is going to clean all the Kentucky Taco Hut bathrooms – should the people who he thinks are the spreaders of the disease – once they call kick the bucket?
I mean, I suppose they don't call the state "God's waiting room" for nothing.
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Stupidity is Spreading Faster than COVID
And It's Making Me Angrier With Each Passing Day
I Am DONE With These Assholes
I Guess His God Wanted to Have a Little Sit Down in Person
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