Bring It, Bitch

Attorney Mike Davis, one of The Felon’s rumored attorney general candidates, is threatening lawsuits for anyone who calls the ex-president a convicted felon, writing on X:

“Dear Media and Other Democrat Operatives: Fair warning: Calling [him] a ‘convicted felon’ is defamatory. You may get sued.”

Now, I will have to use his name to make my point … sorry in advance: Donald Trump was convicted of 34 felonies making him a felon. In simpler terms:

Donald Trump is a felon. Donald Trump is a felon. Donald Trump is a felon. Donald Trump is a felon. Donald Trump is a felon. Donald Trump is a felon. Donald Trump is a felon. Donald Trump is a felon. Donald Trump is a felon. Donald Trump is a felon. Donald Trump is a felon. Donald Trump is a felon. Donald Trump is a felon. Donald Trump is a felon. Donald Trump is a felon. Donald Trump is a felon. Donald Trump is a felon. Donald Trump is a felon. Donald Trump is a felon. Donald Trump is a felon. Donald Trump is a felon. Donald Trump is a felon. Donald Trump is a felon. Donald Trump is a felon. Donald Trump is a felon. Donald Trump is a felon. Donald Trump is a felon. Donald Trump is a felon. Donald Trump is a felon. Donald Trump is a felon. Donald Trump is a felon. Donald Trump is a felon. Donald Trump is a felon.

Done.

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No. We Will Not.

Guys, being called weird is getting under Mango Mooselini’s weird, thin, orange skin:

Democrats attacking Donald Trump and his running mate J.D. Vance as “weird” is still getting under the former president’s skin, and had Trump arguing on Monday that he and Vance are “extremely normal people” during an event intended to tout his plan for the economy in York, Pennylvania.

“You can see it a little bit by this whack job,” Trump said, apparently referring to vice presidential candidate Tim Walz. “He said we’re weird, that J.D. and I are weird. I think we’re extremely normal people. Like you, exactly like … He’s weird.”

[…] The “I know you are, but what am I” approach hasn’t seemed to work very well for Trump and Vance. “So far, at least, Trump-Vance has been incapable of finding an effective response,” David Karpf, a strategic communication professor at George Washington University, told the Associated Press last month.

The ol’ You’re The Puppet maneuver, is—to put it bluntly—weird.