Today's Schedule
Not People? Not Human is More Like It
Another Thing That the Trump Virus Has Destroyed
Has anyone else noticed the rates for international shipping have gone through the roof? I mean, buying vinyl from Europe or Australia has never been cheap, but lately it's all but impossible, and it's just one more thing to add to my Trump Hate List. Either the sellers are refusing to ship to the US altogether (have we really become the planetary pariah?) or the cost is twice that of the vinyl itself.
If Only…
Well, Bitch Did Say There Were Aliens in Government…
Bitch Be CRAY
It's Called Karma, Bitches
Total Recall
They Are Not Human
It's the only explanation. Demons, aliens, whatever. But they're most assuredly not human.
George, I Certainly Hope So
Eww!
*HAS fucked his wife.
Mobs of Angry White People Are Apparently Just Fine
Mobs of angry white people, protesting for their right to [checks notes] get a haircut—in the middle of a pandemic—yelled at cops, shoved them, threw things at them, and were nowhere near being respectful or peaceful, but for some reason, police officers didn't mace them, didn't shoot rubber bullets at them, didn't tear gas them, and didn't kneel on their necks and choke them to death. Qwhite interesting how differently white people are treated even when they disrespect the police and even when they riot over things like [checks notes again] their sports team losing or hell, evenwinning a game.
#BlackLivesMatter
"Describe the United States in One Picture."
Compare and Contrast
"Me! Me! Call on MEEEEEEE!"
Snap Back
Force the Idiots. Read This To Them.
Have any relatives or friends (why? WHY are they still your friends?!) who continue to think this is "just like the flu" or "you'll get over it?"
Read this to them. Force the idiots to listen.
Even Michael Myers Can't Stand His Ass
Trump is a Failure
Please let me live until January 21st to see this asshole dragged from the White House and taken Into custody to await trial in New York.
Vocabulary Building
I Miss Having Adults in the White House
The words of a president matter. And from the moment President Trump came down that escalator, he has used his to degrade people and sow division. It's not who we are.
Watch my full conversation with President @BarackObama tomorrow at 10 AM ET. pic.twitter.com/hFRbz1kfcc
— Joe Biden (@JoeBiden) July 22, 2020
Human Kindness
Get Forked
We Should All Be Terrified
