





It’s Called Karma, Bitches




Total Recall


They Are Not Human

It’s the only explanation. Demons, aliens, whatever. But they’re most assuredly not human.
George, I Certainly Hope So


Eww!
*HAS fucked his wife.
Mobs of Angry White People Are Apparently Just Fine
Mobs of angry white people, protesting for their right to [checks notes] get a haircut—in the middle of a pandemic—yelled at cops, shoved them, threw things at them, and were nowhere near being respectful or peaceful, but for some reason, police officers didn’t mace them, didn’t shoot rubber bullets at them, didn’t tear gas them, and didn’t kneel on their necks and choke them to death. Qwhite interesting how differently white people are treated even when they disrespect the police and even when they riot over things like [checks notes again] their sports team losing or hell, evenwinning a game.
#BlackLivesMatter
“Describe the United States in One Picture.”

Compare and Contrast


“Me! Me! Call on MEEEEEEE!”

Snap Back




Force the Idiots. Read This To Them.
Have any relatives or friends (why? WHY are they still your friends?!) who continue to think this is “just like the flu” or “you’ll get over it?”
Read this to them. Force the idiots to listen.




Even Michael Myers Can’t Stand His Ass



Trump is a Failure
Please let me live until January 21st to see this asshole dragged from the White House and taken Into custody to await trial in New York.
Vocabulary Building

I Miss Having Adults in the White House
The words of a president matter. And from the moment President Trump came down that escalator, he has used his to degrade people and sow division. It's not who we are.
Watch my full conversation with President @BarackObama tomorrow at 10 AM ET. pic.twitter.com/hFRbz1kfcc
— Joe Biden (@JoeBiden) July 22, 2020
Human Kindness

Get Forked

We Should All Be Terrified


The United States’ Reponse to COVID-19
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Please Explain The Difference

If You’re an Idiot…
…it is better to keep your mouth shut and keep people guessing than to open it and remove all doubt.

John Carpenter Tried To Warn Us in the 80s











