Actions Have Consequences
A little old, but still very satisfying.
Good News Everyone!
Pick One, Covidiots
Dear People of the World…
This Never Gets Old
Only if the Blue Wave Materializes
Now is not the time to become complacent like we did in 2016. Sure, it seems Biden has this thing wrapped up, but a hell of a lot of shenanigans can happen between now and November, and you know that orange shitstain is going to pull out all the stops when faced with the alternative of, well, you know…dying in jail.
"Alex, I'll Take Frankenstein for 1000."
If This Girl Doesn't Get an Oscar I'm Gonna Be Pissed
Fuck Pence
I Have An Amazing Husband
That was my best orgasm ever! https://t.co/ZiPNsyswrh
— It's all BS (@tallbubba) July 2, 2020
I Dare Say Biden Won't Be Getting that Endorsement!
Oh, SNAP!
Trump finally wore a mask the other day & said he felt like the #LoneRanger. But the Lone Ranger's mask had two eye holes in it, while Trump's mask had only one asshole in it.
— bettemidler (@BetteMidler) July 2, 2020
Bette, we love you.
Perpetually Unemployed
And she just can't figure out why.
Now if Twitter Would Only Follow Their Lead
"Hateful conduct is not allowed on Twitch. In line with our policies, President Trump's channel has been issued a temporary suspension from Twitch for comments made on stream, and the offending content has been removed."
It's Not Like She Didn't Try To Warn Us
Hillary Clinton is the Cassandra of our time. And like the Cassandra of lore, no one listened to her.
You are Not Seeing Socialism
I searched my mind for something relevant to say about our current pandemic crisis, but the situation continues to be so overwhelming and surreal that I could only sit back and watch the responses, see the battle lines drawn, and wonder where this all leads, with the usual suspects spreading their disinformation of "welcome to socialism." Then I came across this, no idea of its origin, but it reflects my feelings very well:
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion, but you need to know how silly you look if you post some variation of, "Welcome to Socialism…"
You are not seeing Socialism. What you are seeing is one of the wealthiest, geographically advantages, productive capitalist societies in the world flounder and fail at its most basic test: taking care of its people.
The crisis is not about the virus.
The crisis is about the massive failure of our "booming economy," to survive even modest challenges. It is about the market dissonance of shortages in stores, even as farmers/producers destroy unused crops and products. This crisis is about huge corporations needing an emergency bailout within days of the longest Bull Market in our history ending and despite the ability to borrow with zero percent interest rates.
The crisis is about corporatized healthcare systems being unable and ill-equipped to provide basic healthcare, at the same time they post record profits. It is about crisis response depending on antiquated systems nobody remembers how to operate.
But most of all, this crisis is a direct result of the politicization of every aspect of our society of the benefit of the privileged few. This vilification of education, science, media, natural rights, rural lifestyles, urban lifestyles, charity, compassion, and virtually everything else for brief political gain has gutted our society.
Brilliant
Proving that satire isn't dead after all!
To The People On The Attached List:
ALL. OF. THIS. IS. YOUR. FAULT.
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"Siri, show me the perfect representation of America's COVID-19 response."
Pride Goeth Before The Fall
I know this is a week old, but it still makes me laugh.
Why Not Do Both?
I Think That's a Little on the High Side, Don't You?
Quote of the Day
Never trust any ruler who puts his faith in tunnels and bunkers and escape routes. The chances are that his heart isn't in the job." ~ Guards! Guards!, Terry Pratchett
The Shitgibbon HATES This Ad…
…and is suing to get it shut down. Imagine, them having theĀ nerve to use his own words against him!
It would be a shame if it got reposted any more times than it already has been.
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"They've Got To Be Carefully Taught"
Reminding us once again that no one is born hating…