Have You Ever…

Have you ever been in front of a man who's man spreading so wide that it takes every fiber of your being to not just jump on him and swallow his dick and let him take you how he wants?

A Brief Conversation

Me: I seem to remember there used to be a lot more shirtless men running around Phoenix in the summer when I was growing up.

Ben: Skin cancer.

Me: Fuckin' cancer, taking away all our fun!