David Attenborough voice-over:

"And, here, we see an alpha male, of the species Cowardus Americanus, consoling another alpha male, which has obviously just been frightened. This somewhat disturbing behaviour is generally a prelude to mating."

FUCK The Supreme Court

But of course you can't get within a hundred yards of the court without having to pass through a metal detector…because…REASONS!

Funny how that Second Amendment is bent into a pretzel sometimes, isn't it?