#truth

capitalists: Wow, ancient cultures were so stupid, sacrificing people to please some invisible sky god. How can you let people die over an imaginary concept? Barbaric.

capitalists: We can’t shut businesses down because of disease! That makes the little line on my stock market app sad!

Ooh Girl!

Wait for it…

Now to be honest, I do respect David and what he’s doing with his training videos. I’ve watched most of them and he really knows his shit. (He actually showed me how to organize my photo library into something useful.) But Ben and I were both watching this video last night and and I said, “Wait, that’s not heart medication! Isn’t that….?” and then we both immediately blurted out, “Ooh Girl!”