"Now remember Dexter, the quickest kill is through the eye socket directly into the brain case."
Happy Solstice!
Another Trip Around The Sun
Inappropriately Appropriate
No.
I'm not doing a year in review. I just want it—and especially the last month—to be over and done with.
New Year's Eve
6 pm
9:30 pm
11:59 pm
Yes.
Isn't That The Way It's Supposed to Work?
Santa Knows
I Want This Printed…
…on Christmas cards!
Photo of the Day
My Thanksgiving Blogging Tradition
All I can say is the world would be a lot duller without Barry Sonnelfeld and Paul Rudnick.
Have a happy and safe Thanksgiving weekend everyone!
Happy Guy Fawkes Day
"People should not be afraid of their governments.
Governments should be afraid of their people."
Happy Halloween!
My friend Jay has been collecting these and posting them to his Facebook account all week. I'd can't provide a proper attribution link, but I can thank him for letting me steal them.
Last Minute Costume Ideas
Happy Halloween Eve
Happy Talk Like a Pirate Day
I post this every year, but it bears reviewing. Plus, the guy is cute…
Happy 4th
From Bill in Exile:
On this 236th anniversary of our Declaration of Independence from Great Britain I think its important to think about what that document and those words meant when they were written.
How it set the stage for our Founders to write our Constitution and for this country to become the greatest country in the world.
A country that was constantly reinventing itself and the only country among the nations of men that had as its foundation the concept of always striving to become a better place.
And yet somewhere along the way we lost all that.
And we lost it all fairly recently.
We are no longer the greatest nation on Earth. The most powerful, yes—by far. But the greatest? No, not hardly.
We torture people and we order the execution our own citizens at the hands of our government {us} without benefit of trial or even being charged with a crime.
We invade foreign countries based upon lies perpetrated upon us by our elected officials and enabled by a compliant press and we do nothing about it.
We allow our government to spy on American citizens on American soil and we've militarized our law enforcement agencies. Agencies who routinely respond to peaceful and lawful protest with deadly force.
We worship the 1% of the richest among us—malefactors of great wealth who care not one wit for the common man—while at the same time holding those of us in need in deep contempt while stripping them of even the most basic of safety net protections.
We allow our elites in government and finance to commit crimes that drive the world to the brink of economic collapse and then not only do we not punish them with prison, but we reward them with free money so they can do it all again.
This while sending people to prison for the crimes of simply trying to feed their families.
We have become nothing more than a third world country with nuclear weapons and we are completely undeserving of the title "Greatest Nation on Earth."
But because we are who we are, we're more than capable of reclaiming that title and regaining the moral high ground and the approbation of the world that this country once enjoyed.
We simply need to remember who we are and where we came from.
And just fucking do it!
Happy Fourth.
Happy DILF Day (NSFW)
GPOY Wednesday
Modeling the shirt Ben got me for Valentine's Day.
Best Partner EVAH
It took a while to cross the pond, but look what Ben got me for Christmas! My very own TARDIS!
This one is much smaller on the outside than the inside, and since we don't have The Doctor's key, we can't get in—even if we could fit through the doors. So it looks like Ben and I are trapped in this universe until The Doctor himself shows up to take us away.