Because you can never have too much Jake in your diet.
Gratuitous Tim Pigott-Smith
From Clash of the Titans (1981)
Sadly, Mr. Pigott-Smith is no longer with us, but I know he left an indelible impression on more than one horny gay boy in the 1980s with his portrayal of Thallo and that beard in this film.
And Speaking of Home Improvement Shows…
Have you ever noticed how so many of them have impossibly good-looking "clients"?
Boys Will Be Boys (NSFW)
Unf! (NSFW)
The Thirst Is Real
Don't fight it, boys.
Boys Will Be Boys (NSFW)
Unf! (NSFW)
Daddybear Knows…
…how to bring the boys to the yard.
Don't Just Stand There (NSFW)
It's not gonna suck itself!
Since We're On The Subject Of American Gods…
…and that scene:
Mirror Mirror On The Wall (NSFW)
Unf!
Grrr!
Just Because
Oh, Hello!
Just Because
Critters (NSFW)
True Love
Mirror Mirror On The Wall (NSFW)
Critters (NSFW)
Gratuitous Josh Bowman
I don't want to like ABC's Time After Time. I really don't. I know where the story's going (jump to a different era in every episode as H.G. pursues the dastardly Jack The Ripper in order to save lives and stave off some future calamity), but I keep coming back to it. As my friend Mark said, "I know you. It's got a dark haired Brit with a hairy chest and a beard."
Regrettably, I really am that shallow. But to be perfectly honest, I couldn't make it all the way through the most recent episode in one sitting. It was so…predictable…that halfway through I had to turn it off and return to it this evening.
So Many Menz, So Little Time…
Oh Jake…
Such a tease.
Play Ball!
Or is that "Play with his balls…in your mouth?"