Because fuuuuuuuck!
I Am Incorrigible
Cub at Wildflower Bread Company
Boys Will Be Boys (NSFW)
Unf! (NSFW)
Gratuitous Josh Macuga
Not at all bad looking clean-shaven or with a bit of scruff…
But put a beard on the boy and…
? HOLY FUCK! ?
Hey…
Boys Will Be Boys (NSFW)
Unf! (NSFW)
Hey Cowboy…
Oh Chris…
Gratuitous Joey Ryan
Grrr!
You Don't Need to Ask Twice
"Help, I've Fallen and I Can't…"
…oh wait. Never mind."
Hey… (NSFW)
Watch where you point that thing!
Preferrably in my direction!
I Miss Going to the Beach (NSFW)
Gratuitous Ricky Whittle
Oh Mr. Whittle!
Unf! (NSFW)
I had to do a triple-take when I saw this last guy. I thought it was someone I'd worked with at DISH, but it's not; the ink's all wrong and at least as of two years ago, he didn't have a pierced septum.
Gratuitous Chris Messina
Just watched him in Devil. And because Daddy!
Unf! (NSFW)
Just Because
Ride Me Cowboy!
Mirror Mirror On The Wall (NSFW)
Indeed, George
Boys Will Be Boys (NSFW)
Mirror Mirror on the Wall (NSFW)
Unf! (NSFW)
"I've been savin' 'em up for you, Cleveland!" ~ Bette Midler, Live at Last
Gratuitous Jake Gyllenhaal
Because you can never have too much Jake in your diet.
Gratuitous Tim Pigott-Smith
From Clash of the Titans (1981)
Sadly, Mr. Pigott-Smith is no longer with us, but I know he left an indelible impression on more than one horny gay boy in the 1980s with his portrayal of Thallo and that beard in this film.