It Wasn't the Snowpocalypse They'd Predicted
But I'm still happy I chose to take the train to work today, for a variety of reasons…
And just so we're clear here, he's the one who moved. (Ostensibly to give up his seat to a family traveling together.)
Hi
Impure Thoughts
Lots and lots of impure thoughts.
Howdy
Hi
Speaking of Fuck
I am Incorrigible
People of Walmart indeed.
UNF (NSFW)
I Think My Tongue Just Got Hard (NSFW)
Via.
Adorable
Mirror Mirror On the Wall (NSFW)
UNF (NSFW)
Unf
Nice Appendectomy Scar There, Bud (NSFW)
Caption: "Cute security guard walked in on me taking pics. I tried to recover and act nonchalant. He went to the bathroom stall to pee. I whipped it back out and continued to jack off. When he flushed the toilet, I tucked my dick back in my pants but had an obvious boner tent. We made small talk while he washed his hands and then he left. I finished jacking and shot my load."
Oh Max…
…when they dropped your storyline I lost all interest in Glee.
Mirror Mirror on the Wall (NSFW)
A Hairy Situation (NSFW)
Hi
Impure thoughts…
Oh, Just Deal With It (NSFW)
I…I Just Can't
I am Incorrigible
Honestly, can you blame me?
Who Dat?
Creepy commercial, cute cub.
UPDATE: mystery solved.