Category: Beards

If I had a teacher in high school who looked like this I guarantee I would’ve spent way too much “alone time” in the bathroom.

From Tumblr:

“God Damn, buddy, you’re One Smokin’ Hot Sexy-Ass Bald-Headed & Furry-Faced Fucker! I’d Love to Jump yer Bones & Make Kinky Twisted-Ass Love to You and those Tall Rubbery-Ass Waders that you’re Screwin’ With there, you Tall Seductive-Ass Suspender-Clad Blue Collar Stud!”