Blast From The Past

I stumbled across this gentleman today over at Sicko Ricko’s.  It brought back memories. This guy was my “go-to” source of inspiration for years when I needed to rub one out. I believe it was from some kind of print media; a Playgirl compilation, as I recall. I was disappointed in that it seemed this was the only picture of the guy they’d ever printed. (All that body hair probably scared everyone off.)

Patron Of The Arts

I stumbled across this artist’s work on Instagram (edited, obviously). Asked for the unedited versions and learned that whoever is posting them is not actually the original artist. As for tracking down the artist himself, I came up empty because it seems all his web presence is hopelessly out of date, although he does have an active Twitter account. Sadly it doesn’t seem like he’s done much new work lately. Maybe the Muses have taken a vacation. I know from personal experience they are wont to do that.

I’m Going to Hell

I told you…I can’t fuck you right now—as much as I’d like to! I’ve got an demonic blood-sucking vampire thing to put down or these bat shit insane religious zealots are gonna have my head…and not that kind of head!”