College Life

Hey boy…

You don’t have to sit there by yourself with that thing tenting your shorts. It’s a university library. You know there’s a restroom somewhere in that building where you can get it taken care of, right?

WEAR A FUCKING MASK

I’m all for a national mask mandate. Look, I hate wearing the things as much as anyone, but wearing them (along with a proven vaccine that reaches 90% of the population) is the only way we’re going to make it through this.

So do your part. And remember…masks can be very sexy.