Once a legitimate blog. Now just a collection of memes 'n menz.
Bring me the laundry basket!*
*This phrase grew from the infamous line in Mommie Dearest where Joan yells, "Christina! Bring me the axe!" into something my last housemate in San Francisco and I used to say to each other when we ran across a picture of some hot guy. It started out as "Bring me a sock!" [to jerk off in], but if the guy was super hot it became into "Bring me the laundry basket [full of socks]!"
…who finds the VW Ski Mask guy kinda hot…
…especially when he's got something in his mouth?
Another one from the vaults. You're welcome.
Channing Tatum says he would totally have sex with George Clooney. We're still waiting to hear from George.
…for some shirtless Stephen Dorff?
…I had an almost sex dream last night featuring Seth Rogen. Yes, that Seth Rogen.
And by almost sex dream, I mean there was making out and some boner rubbing through our pants but no nekkid man-on-man action. Unfortunately.
I have no idea where this came from because I don't think I've ever seen any of Seth's movies, but obviously he's made a some kind of an impression on a subconscious level.
And seriously, can you blame me? He is rather adorkable.
