There's a Football Involved (NSFW)
So it's not gay. I repeat, not gay!
Dat 'Stache
Yes, I am Incorrigible
I Wouldn't Mind…
…being the meat in a Franklin & Bash sandwich.
Yes, I am Incorrigible
Mirror Mirror on the Wall (NSFW)
Penis!
Yes, I am Incorrigible
These Things Happen (NSFW)
Some People Call Them…
…sneaky pix. I prefer the time-honored term "candids."
Colin Farrell has a clone running around the streets of Denver.
Camera angles are everything:
Some People Call Them…
…sneaky pix. I prefer "candids."
Speaking of Distracted…
Need Some Help With That Zipper?
I'm already down on my knees. It would be no trouble at all…
Sleeping Beauty
Mirror Mirror on the Wall (NSFW)
CHRISTINA!
Bring me the laundry basket!*
*This phrase grew from the infamous line in Mommie Dearest where Joan yells, "Christina! Bring me the axe!" into something my last housemate in San Francisco and I used to say to each other when we ran across a picture of some hot guy. It started out as "Bring me a sock!" [to jerk off in], but if the guy was super hot it became into "Bring me the laundry basket [full of socks]!"