The One Where…

…I had an almost sex dream last night featuring Seth Rogen. Yes, that Seth Rogen.

And by almost sex dream, I mean there was making out and some boner rubbing through our pants but no nekkid man-on-man action. Unfortunately.

I have no idea where this came from because I don't think I've ever seen any of Seth's movies, but obviously he's made a some kind of an impression on a subconscious level.

And seriously, can you blame me? He is rather adorkable.

This Reminds Me…

…of the nylon shorts that I used to wear to the pool when I was in my 20s. I'd cut the liner out and went commando. Those shorts got me into so much trouble.

I suspect these green shorts get the gentleman in the photo into just as much—if not more—trouble.

Or they ought to.

Just sayin'…