Are you watching HBO’s Sharp Objects? If not, you should be!
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I Am Incorrigible
As I wrote on my Instagram post of this pic, “Sometimes I’m not just incorrigible, I’m FUCKING incorrigible. Damn, Daddy! (Proves it’s worth it to sometimes share your table at Starbucks!)”
Deleted Scene
“Draw me like one of your French girls.”
Catchers! (NSFW)
Just Because
Who doesn’t love a man in uniform?
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Mirror Mirror On The Wall (NSFW)
Gratuitous Dominic Cooper
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Mirror Mirror On The Wall (NSFW)
IMPURE THOUGHTS!
Gratuitous Chris Messina
Fuuuuuuck! Impure thoughts. So many impure thoughts!
I Didn’t Know Sexbots Were Commercially Available Yet (NSFW)
Obviously not bad in the looks department, but the builders really have to work on the facial expressions; the thing barely blinks, much less reacts to what the guy is doing to it…
Catchers! (NSFW)
Gratuitous James Franciscus (1934-1991)
Marooned (1969)
Beneath The Planet Of The Apes (1970)
I can’t tell you how many times a certain horny 11-12 year old boy used Mr. Franciscus as masturbatory fodder—especially from the Apes movie…
He was taken from us far too soon. COD is listed as heart failure from emphysema, but with the staggering number of deaths that marked the early 90s, my mind immediately goes to one place and how celebrity passings from AIDS were always reported as something else.
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Gratuitous Nick Jonas
Such a tease.
I Am Incorrigible
Ben: They will fuck! They will fuck hard in the next 7 days.
Where Can I Hire This Lawn Boy?
“Doing A Thing For A Yoga Challenge.”
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Catchers! (NSFW)
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Men Will Be Men (NSFW)
I Am Incorrigible
I Am Incorrigible
I was sitting at the same table with this guy and his girlfriend yesterday at CopperStar. We chatted a bit and then went back to our respective tasks. About a half hour later when another guy showed up and introduced himself to a guy at a different table and said, “So nice to finally meet you,” this guy turned to his girlfriend and whispered, “Grindr.” I burst out laughing, leaned over and said “That’s exactly what I was thinking!”
Nice people. Hope to fun into them again.
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