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…or at least into gay porn so he doesn’t have to resort to Slim Jim commercials to pay the rent.

I’m Sure You Can






Dat ‘Stache! (NSFW)
Having come of age in the late 70s and spending my sexually-formative 20s during the 1980s, there are still certain looks that never fail to capture my attention…

Something Other Than Black Friday Bullshit For You To Look At (NSFW)






Lawnmower Man
I think I need some yard work done.
Hel-lo!

Kiefer Sutherland’s Mustache in The Cowboy Way
It’s a thing of beauty. That is all.





Sure You Are, Honey.

Oh To Be The Meat In That Sandwich…
Fuuuuuuuck…














Francesc Cascó and Matt Lister for Fantastics Magazine via
Oh All Right…If You Insist

Just Because
We could all use a little fuzzy shirtless Thomas Jane right about now…

Boys Will Be Boys (NSFW)














Hallo, Vati!





Mirror Mirror On The Wall (NSFW)












Just Because

You can never have too much shirtless Joel McHale.
My Very First Sneaky Pic


It was the last day of classes (or maybe the day after, I don’t honestly remember at this point) at the University of Arizona in Tucson, 1976. Since I would shortly be returning home to Phoenix for the summer, I was out taking photos around campus (with my old Kodak Tourist Camera that shot eight—eight—photos per roll of film) and as I was leaving the Student Union, I caught sight of this fine specimen leaving as well. I kept a discreet distance as I followed, hoping to find out where he was heading and maybe use the single remaining shot available on that roll of film to capture him.
Imagine my surprise when he stopped on the mall right outside the Union, stripped off his shirt, and sprawled out in all his glory on the grass to eat an apple. As George Takei would say, “Oh my~~~~~y!”
I never found out where he was headed. I wonder where he is now, 40 years later?
Mirror Mirror On The Wall (NSFW)

Critters (NSFW)
Because I’ve been negligent. And I would hate to have VoenixRising knocked off all those “pornography” filter lists!

“I mean, your dick knows what it likes. You reach puberty, you don’t fucking decide what you like. You ask your dick. You say, ‘Hey, Dick, what do you like?’ And you go for it.” ~ Peter, Parting Glances
Day-um!
I know I’ve said it before, but damn girl—Marlon Brando was a hunk in his youth.

Impure Thoughts
IMPURE THOUGHTS!!!

Oh. My.
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Sometimes I Look At Zachary Quinto…
…and think he’s the sexiest man alive. Other times I look at him and wonder what all the hoopla is about.







What say you?
Best Photo Caption EVER
Leave it to a drag queen…

Rawr!

You Mean It Isn’t?

Adorable

Who Knew?

I for one did not realize that H.G. Wells (author of War of the Worlds, The Time Machine, and many other classic pieces of sci-fi literature.) was such a hottie in his youth.
♫ Red Copper Kettles And Warm Woolen Mittens ♫ (NSFW)


Mirror Mirror On The Wall (NSFW)





























