








Once a legitimate blog. Now just a collection of memes 'n menz.








Married Men
Bette Midler
The world is full of married men
with wives who never understand.
They’re looking for someone to share
the excitement of a love affair.

They say they do it, they do it, they do it, they do it
again and again.
Wooo, they do it, they do it, they do it, they do it.
These married men.

Ah, he’ll run when the scandal
gets too hot to handle.
He’ll say he just wants to be friends.
And then he’ll walk outta your life
and go home to his wife
’cause he’s a married man.

Oh, your love is a secret.
You’ve got to sneak it
long as you can.
Don’t cry for your lover.
There’s always another
married man! Married men!

(Nasty, nasty married men)
I know! The world is full of them.
The world is full of them!
They do it, they do it, they do it, they do it.
Whoa, I love a…
Ah! They do it, they do it, they do it, they do it.
Don’t trust a…

Ah! They do it, they do it, they do it, they do it!
Don’t trust a…
Ow! They do it, they do it, they do it, they do it!
Bum’s gonna hurt you, destroy you!
Yeah! They do it, they do it.
They’re gonna do it, do it to you.
Married men, married men.
They do it, they do it, they do it, they do it.






You’re gonna poke someone’s eye out with that thing!























I post this every year, but it bears reviewing. Plus, the guy is cute…










Impressive! (Frankly, we expected nothing less.)


…as his bicycle seat.

Because I have been remiss in my duties to provide all you depraved, perverted cockhounds with fresh batin’ material…











That ass!




…some things never go out of style.



…to get through speeches at the Republican Convention.




