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365 Days of UNF: March 10th
Impure Thoughts
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“I Have a Package For You.”
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365 Days of UNF: October 9th
365 Days of UNF: October 8th
A Small Collection of (Mostly Uncut) Cocks
365 Days of UNF: October 7th – Dat ‘Stache! Edition
My Hands Need to be Sanitized!
Sunday Morning Coffee…and Cock
366 Days of UNF: October 6th
The Illustrated Man
He took his shirt off and wadded it in his hands. He was covered with Illustrations from the blue tattooed ring about his neck to his belt line.
“It keeps right on going,” he said, guessing my thought. “All of me is Illustrated. Look.” He opened his hand. On his palm was a rose, freshly cut, with drops of crystal water among the soft pink petals. I put my hand out to touch it, but it was only an Illustration.
As for the rest of him, I cannot say how I sat and stared, for he was a riot of rockets and fountains and people, in such intricate detail and color that you could hear the voices murmuring small and muted, from the crowds that inhabited his body. When his flesh twitched, the tiny mouths flickered, the tiny green-and-gold eyes winked, the tiny pink hands gestured. there were yellow meadows and blue rivers and mountains and stars and suns and planets spread in a Milky Way across his chest. The people themselves were in twenty or more odd groups upon his arms, shoulder, back, sides and wrists, as well as on the flat of his stomach. You found them in forests of hair, lurking among a constellation of freckles, or peering from armpit caverns, diamond eyes aglitter. Each seemed intent upon his own activity, each was a separate gallery portrait.
—Ray Bradbury, The Illustrated Man
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366 Days of UNF: October 5th
366 Days of UNF: October 4th
Mirror Mirror On The Wall
“It’s Not Gonna Suck Itself!”
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366 Days of UNF: October 3rd
Always Worth Reposting
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“See Anything You Like?”
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Hey Daddy…
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366 Days of UNF: October 2nd
366 Days of UNF: October 1st
Well, We Have Been Looking for Someone to Come in and Do Some Cleaning…
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Okay, If You Insist…
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Get In There
366 Days of UNF: September 30th
“It’s Not Gonna Suck Itself!”
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Who Wants Cake?
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I’ve Had a Few Religious Experiences Like That
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