Category: Pitchers

“You know you’re doing a horrible job of covering up your sniffing right? Like I can fully see and hear you huffing. I’m wearing headphones man. Why would you even be working this close to me. You gotta figure out a way to be a perv a lil’ more covertly. If you tried that with another guy he’d probably knock your lights out. I just trying to help you buddy. I don’t wear deodorant so I can find boys like you. Sure not all gays like the smell of a rank man. They complain or talk shit, but the ones that do like a man’s scent are more than worth the hate from the ones that don’t. You stink loving piggies are a different breed… not afraid to try things. Will do anything to make a man nut. It’s not just that I don’t wear deodorant boy. I use unscented soap too. Everything on me smells exactly like it was meant to. Root around my body kiddo see what else you like. Don’t worry it’s just us here.”