Some of my friends are suggesting getting a bail money fund in place for me… or that I should become a paparazzo.
Hey Buddy, Nice Tool You've Got There!
Hel-lo!
Mirror Mirror on the Wall (NSFW)
That's It, Boy (NSFW)
Dat 'Stache
Mirror Mirror on the Wall (NSFW)
Mirror Mirror on the Wall (NSFW)
A Plethora of Critters
Critters (NSFW)
Mirror Mirror on the Wall
Hi
Werk It
Ink
Hi
Yee-Haw!
Mirror Mirror On The Wall (NSFW)
The Eyes Have It
Critters!
Mirror Mirror On The Wall
The Eyes Have It
Celebrity Beefcake
Who's In The Mood…
…for some shirtless Stephen Dorff?
The One Where…
…I had an almost sex dream last night featuring Seth Rogen. Yes, that Seth Rogen.
And by almost sex dream, I mean there was making out and some boner rubbing through our pants but no nekkid man-on-man action. Unfortunately.
I have no idea where this came from because I don't think I've ever seen any of Seth's movies, but obviously he's made a some kind of an impression on a subconscious level.
And seriously, can you blame me? HeĀ is rather adorkable.