Unf! (NSFW)


I had to do a triple-take when I saw this last guy. I thought it was someone I'd worked with at DISH, but it's not; the ink's all wrong and at least as of two years ago, he didn't have a pierced septum.

Jon's Hamm

The infamous trouser snake has gotten loose again and was spotted roaming the streets of New York! Protect your wives! Protect your daughters! Protect your husbands and your sons!

I Know It's Fake…

…because every other picture I've seen of Mr. Hardwick shirtless indicates he's either shaved to within an inch of his life or naturally smooth as a baby's hind end. But it's still nice to fantasize.

Take It, Max

You know you want Mike Vogel's big daddy dick. If you're a good boy he may lay some scruffy kisses on the back of your neck while he's sliding in and out of you.

Okay, so that's not what was actually going on in this scene from Under The Dome, but DAY-UM, it sure looks like it!

Wouldn't mind trading places with either of them!