I’m Going to Hell

“You have the best beard.”
“No, you have the best beard.”
“I do not. You do.”
“No Silly, you have the best beard.”
“Oh STOP. You have the best beard!”

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I’m Going To Hell

“Can you get one for me too? Old man Saunders grabbed my ass yesterday and it’s going straight into his IV tonight. He’s got the diabeetus, y’know.”

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