Category: It's Funny Because It's (Almost) True

Food, shelter, see the galaxy, and daily anal probings. What's not to love?

From Douglas Adams, author of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy:

1. 1. Anything this is in the world when you're born is normal and ordinary and is just a natural part of the way the world works.
   2. Anything that's invented you're between fifteen and thirty-five is new and exciting and revolutionary and you can probably get a career in it.
   3. Anything invented after you're 35 is against the natural order of things.

This is funny because I always used to give my dad a hard time about his monochromatic wardrobe, but if you look in my closet now, you'll encounter a sea of black polos. They have a ton of different logos, but they're all still black…

And yes, I do have a rainbow of other polos as well; it's just I have way more black ones than anything else.

I call it a story the E.R. Staff is going to be telling for years.